The Royal Carnage Awards 2012

[Hell Mike]

Hello,

This is the thing:

We need to rate forum shit.
Nominate the following in this thread, and maybe there will be a poll later or something:

Best:
Thread
New thread
Post
Poster
New poster
Recommendation

Worst:
All of the above.

Also:
Anything else that is worth mentioning

 

[Krilons Resa]

i like it.

 

[NAD]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10341391-post4.html

Best post.

 

[NAD]

Also the best reco for me was Murkrat. Because: I hated the samples, didn't know WTF was wrong with Jerry and Erik for liking it, brought in the wife for a second opinion because it sounded more like her thing, she said "yes, this is good" so I bought it, she then in turn yelled at me for spending money on something she didn't even want (she's cheap and buys 5 CDs a year and little to nothing else), and the fight escalated stupidly for about an hour. Finally the album shows up a week later, she doesn't like it, and as it turns out I fucking love it. The End.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Best Reco- Rebreather
Best Thread - RC Reco in the Bronx (collectively speaking), also found the whisky thread very informative, went through dozens of pages of info a couple weeks back, spent hours in thar.
Best Poster - Nad, this guy is the heart of RC, good fucking dude all around.
New poster - Refraction
Worst Poster - That clown with the buckler hat

 

[NAD]

Cheers and beers to you my friend. I wish I could reverse my quality:quantity post ratio but that isn't likely.

Yeah I like that refraction dude. I think we were supposed to jam when he was out this way but I forgot because I was loaded that night and didn't see the thread until weeks later. Whoops!

 

[refraction]

Awww Im feeling all fuzzy. I want to buy you dudes some beers

Best post: RiA's drunken fight with the parking attendant, aka the "living breathing fritos bag".

 

[Hell Mike]

Links and motivations are a goddamn requirement negros

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Best post: that long confession by Plastic Nathrakh about his alcoholism that he deleted after we made fun of him

Worst poster: monoxide_child

Best poster: refraction (he reminds me of a young BWD, but way cooler, albeit slightly less stoned)

Best recommendation: none. All of you suck at music, and I refuse to listen to a goddamn thing y'all say.

Also, I don't know where this fits, but RiA seemed downright... civil this year. And an election year to boot! He must be getting pussy.

Best quote: the one in my sig. Was that this year?

Overall, it was a good year. 8/10. Ask me again in six months, once it has a chance to grow on me.

 

[NAD]

Post: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10341391-post4.html
Recommendation: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/754333-murkrat-drudging-mire.html
Recruit: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/member.php?u=135181
Veteran: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/member.php?u=12857
Idiot: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/member.php?u=8640
Thread: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/148637-fuckin-chicks.html

 

[dorian gray]

refraction's a new dude? haha! All this time I thought he was a new account for an old poster. Guh!
That said, yeah, refraction ftw. He's ASF!

lol @ the Plastic Napkin rant

 

[dorian gray]

the most popular thread of 2012 by post count: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/759240-2012-metal-thread.html
with very distant second: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/841176-where-fuck-you-thread.html
and third: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/758952-dorians-90s-non-metal-videos-thread.html

 

[refraction]

Fuzziness is increasing. By the way isn't monoxide child a registered sex offender? I think I remember someone saying something to that effect.

Thread: Thread
Post: Post

 

[Dick Sirloin]

If he's not, he's missing a good opportunity

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

He's LRD, folks.