The Shitposting Thread

[Sophii]

Also
Owch!

 

[Slammed]

Seems like Jimmy doesn't share the same thoughts

 

[CiG]

Gotta admit, copping a gobby off of CiG is like sticking your penis into a roll of steel wool.

Oof!

 

[jimmy101]

How often do you buy steel wool?

Never. I cut off a lock of CiG's beard whilst he was sleeping and haven't had to buy any since. That shit is as tough as nails.

 

[Slammed]

OH FUCK!! You could clone CiG

Edit: although the hair would have a mix of your DNA too, maybe that's not a good idea!

 

[CiG]

I need to shave TBH, my beard is long as fuck and really annoying right now.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... Jimmy doesnt seem too happy here

 

[jimmy101]

OH FUCK!! You could clone CiG

*Tech's boner intensifies*

 

[jimmy101]

... Jimmy doesnt seem to happy here

That's why I cheat on him with HBB.

 

[CiG]

The real question is: can a pillow give sexual consent?

 

[Sophii]

That's why I cheat on him with HBB.

Thats fair. Better to be with an autist than a gay retard.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Thats fair. Better to be with an autist than a gay retard.

you're a gay retard???

 

[jimmy101]

Which one is which?

 

[Sophii]

Pretty much yeah. More like a bisexual retard.

 

[jimmy101]

Pretty much yeah. More like a bisexual retard.

Think that makes you the most normal person here.

 

[Sophii]

Dear god I fucking hope not.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Pretty much yeah. More like a bisexual retard.

ahhh, now i truly have some good stuff in mind. All i need is a picture of our other bisexual, Phylactery. But hes a twink so so ill make sure to put your face on the more dominant looking one.

 

[Slammed]

Thats fair. Better to be with an autist than a gay retard.

Yeah but would the overly wordy reviews of what just happened and how it could be improved really be better than humping a gay retard?

 

[Sophii]

Thats up to debate

And at @TechnicalBarbarity , it'd be a twink wrestling competition.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Thats up to debate

And at @TechnicalBarbarity , it'd be a twink wrestling competition.

Would you let him put you in a sharpshooter of would you lock in the abdominal stretch on him?