The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[The Ozzman]

Put all your tasteless jokes in here.


What do you call a Polish shower?

Pissing into the wind.

What do you call a Puerto Rican shower?

Perspiration and deodorant

 

[AchrisK]

What do you call a pool full of lepers?














Soup.



Why did the leper leave the party?
















Because he got tired of everyone was using the back of his neck for dip.



Why did they stop the leper hocky game?













There was a face off in the corner.

 

[zoidberg]

so two jews walk into a bar....







... and they buy it

not tasteless, but funny.

 

[Evil?]

What did one Lesbian vampire say to the other Lesbian vampire?






See ya next month.

 

[Mort Divine]

What's faster than a speeding bullet?








A jew with a coupon

 

[zoidberg]

so i was hunting my pals in my pajamas. when i wonder, "how did my pals get in my pajamas?"



oh wow im a terrible person!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

So, how many good, hard working black mean does it take to tar your roof in a day?






Depends how thin you slice 'em.

 

[A8]

thats terrible

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?



Because he doesnt know he's black.





Why can't Stevie Wonder read?



Because he's black.

 

[rfe]

What's the Black Man's national anthem?

The sound of alarm bells.

What was the famous oxymoron during the Holocaust?

A Cold Jew.


*knee slaps*

 

[zoidberg]

literally lol at faith no more!

what do you call a black guy sitting in a tree.






branch manager.

 

[AchrisK]

This thread will not survive

 

[Vimana]

How do you stop an Asian?







Put a windshield in front of them

I heard it before somewhere.

 

[Zephyrus]

Polish inventions...

Solar-powered Flashlight
Book on How to Read
Wooden Frying Pan
Submarine with Screen Doors

and my personal favorite, the Helicopter Ejector Seat.

 

[Mort Divine]

What do you call a group of white men on a bench?









The NBA

Eh, not that great and not really tasteless but fuck you

 

[zoidberg]

This thread will not survive

but necy's hatred for all living things may cause him to let this live on.

 

[audiophileguy]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?



Because he doesnt know he's black.





Why can't Stevie Wonder read?



Because he's black.

thought of this pic after i read those jokes

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

 

[naboo]

What do you call a black guy wearing a three-piece suit?

The defendant





Q: What did the Leper say to the prostitute?

A: Keep the tip!



A black man and a mexican fall off a cliff at the same time... who wins?

Society






Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.




What do you call one white guy surrounded by five black guys?


Coach



Yeah, a few of these are terrible but when I first heard them I was cracking up.

 

[Zephyrus]

How many Polaks does it take to clean a bathroom?











Zero.

It's a my pals's job.