The Tasteless Jokes Thread
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That is so terrifying.I honestly just thought about creating a doom metal band and using his posts as lyrics.
Badbird
Never banned
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
If I ever meet you, I'm going to kick you in the balls and then when you are vomiting from the pain I will force feed it to you
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Einherjar86
Active Member
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, "Cuz yer ugly."
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, "Cuz yer ugly."
