The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[False Joe]

What's the connection between my pals and trees?






The rope.

 

[Badbird]

What the difference between bad wine and bad beer?


Bad wine doesn't taste like piss water.

 

[Evil?]

What the difference between bad wine and bad beer?


Bad wine doesn't taste like piss water.

 

[False Joe]

I seriously can't work out if Tom Brady is trolling or if he's actually mentally deficient

 

[sevag00]

Both, actually.

 

[Tonka Time]

 

[Badbird]

I seriously can't work out if Tom Brady is trolling or if he's actually mentally deficient

Making a joke.What it wasn't funny

 

[Badbird]

 

[-CC-]

Definitely a troll

 

[muzmaze]

...The other lady says "honey, that isn't a canoe below in the water..thats your shadow"!

for those who missed it?...a canoe is the same shape as a vagina....

 

[Evil?]

ya, not funny.

 

[seedofvengeance]

BUT HE SAID VAGINA

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[cookiecutter]

This almost seems like some sort of elaborate anti-humor metajoke

 

[False Joe]

See, I've lol'd now because of his desperation for people to laugh.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Have any of you guys read this? imo its fucking hilarious:

http://www.resist.com/ownersmanual.htm

 

[Onder]

See, I've lol'd now because of his desperation for people to laugh.

Yeah I sometimes feel so bad for the people that I laugh even knowing they will never know.

 

[Onder]

Yeah I sometimes feel so bad for the people that I laugh even knowing they will never know.

There must be something wrong with this sentence.

 

[Tonka Time]

bump

 

[Krow]

ON christmas eve Santa went into a house and then went inside a little boy room.He saw the Playboy Channel on.Then santa put a detroit lions cookie into his mouth and said that what little boys get when they watch girls fucking eachother.That morning the little boy looked for gifts and all he got was beer.

Epicus Postimus Retardicus.