The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[mutantllama]

Holy shit.

 

[Dak]

Charlemagne, Bertrand du Guesclin, Joan of Arc and Napoleon disagree.

Lets do a quick cover of the above "heros"

Charlemagne : From the Belgium, not France.
Bertrand du Guesclin: Wishywashy, and his losses equal wins.
Joan of Arc: Burned at the stake (ultimately lost).
Napoleon: .........



Yeah, awesome book .

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm a huuuge fan of Gilles de Rais.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I'm a big fan of totally ridiculously crazy serial killers too.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Ok, lets change it to SWEDISH WAR HEROES, you pussy bunch of fuckers, why dont you join in with a war for a change!!!!!!!!

Oh yeh its a joke.

Lol we make penis pumps, we don't have to go to war you silly goose

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm a big fan of totally ridiculously crazy serial killers too.

Well, at least the comment was tasteless.

 

[divine_torture]

I'm a huuuge fan of Gilles de Rais.

Gilles de Rais...the perverted son...the holy man...hanged by nobility...Into the crypts of Rays!

 

[mutantllama]

So a cat and a rooster are walking on a bridge. That cat falls in the water, and the rooster can't stop laughing. What's the moral of the story?











Where there is a wet pussy, there is a happy cock.

 

[Valerie]

So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "A plantation, they've got 'em all over the place!"

 

[mutantllama]

I fucking lol'd

 

[Badbird]

ON christmas eve Santa went into a house and then went inside a little boy room.He saw the Playboy Channel on.Then santa put a detroit lions cookie into his mouth and said that what little boys get when they watch girls fucking eachother.That morning the little boy looked for gifts and all he got was beer.

 

[Evil?]

Are you fucking insane?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I have no idea what just happened, but I am happy to see this thread again.

 

[Evil?]

I took a cruise through and was reminded of the good ole' days when I posted a shit ton and it was fun. The forum doesn't seem to have the same spirit it once had.

 

[diddykoi6]

ON christmas eve Santa went into a house and then went inside a little boy room.He saw the Playboy Channel on.Then santa put a detroit lions cookie into his mouth and said that what little boys get when they watch girls fucking eachother.That morning the little boy looked for gifts and all he got was beer.

 

[cookiecutter]

ON christmas eve Santa went into a house and then went inside a little boy room.He saw the Playboy Channel on.Then santa put a detroit lions cookie into his mouth and said that what little boys get when they watch girls fucking eachother.That morning the little boy looked for gifts and all he got was beer.

 

[Badbird]

 

[Badbird]

Why do more black people play basketball than white people?Because they know how to jump and white people don't.

 

[Valerie]

 

[Krow]

ITT: Randy Moss has an extra/missing chromosome.