The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[Orion Crystal Ice]

I heard u like funnies.. I put a funnie in ur... in ur...

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

I've had incredibly strange dreams of walking butts before. Just legions of butts on legs, walking around like they own the place.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I don't think I've ever had a dream that bizarre before. I'd sure love to, though.

 

[Valerie]

But it has no arms to make sammiches...

 

[supseudonymous]

...and the feet enable it to move about freely.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well the legs can be chained up. And having arms would kinda spoil the simplicity of the model.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

It is our duty to provide effective trappings upon the kitchen/hallway/bedroom areas, as to further discourage a wandering wife. The lack of foodmaking is no intrusion, no feeble sandwich can match the flavor of smoked mastedon brought down with one's own pecs. But how will the taxes get done...

 

[Deicidal]

What do you get when you stab a baby in the head??





A BONER!!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

How do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?








...put shit in her cunt.

 

[harmonic_minor_shred]

I picked these up at work:

What do you call a hot blonde after a big night out?
A box of assorted creams.

What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?
A fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

How do Kiwis find sheep?
Irresistible.

 

[Vimana]

What's funnier than a baby spinning around on a tether ball pole?

A joke that isn't fucking gay.

Why do my pals wear their hats low?

So birds don't shit on their lips.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

h_m_s and F&F, congratulations, sirs...you have murdered the funny.

 

[Blind Guardian]

What's the similarity between a my pals and a tractor tire?
Both work best in chains.

How do you starve a my pals to death?
You hide his welfare check under the soap.

What does the worlds best hockey team consist of?
Jews in the offensive line, because no one can pursue them, fags in the defensive line, because they push hard from behind and last but not least, gypsies as goalies because they steal everything.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

...nah.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I think my pals and baby jokes are done. it's just lame.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Yeah.

 

[False Joe]

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead my pals baby.















NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

the funny, you're desecrating its poor corpse.

 

[False Joe]

Funnier than desecrating a corpse?
Desecrating a babies corpse.
What's funny than that?
It was a my pals.


BABYNIGGER. AHAHAHAR.