ohiogrinder
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The Tasteless Jokes Thread
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Vimana
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Straight from a web site.
Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.
What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
When electricity is too expensive.
What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew's clothes?
The occupant.
Why did the gas company fire the Jew?
He was allergic to gas.
Why are Jews' pants so big?
So they don't need to buy a wallet.
Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism
Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.
What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
When electricity is too expensive.
What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew's clothes?
The occupant.
Why did the gas company fire the Jew?
He was allergic to gas.
Why are Jews' pants so big?
So they don't need to buy a wallet.
Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism
Q: How many jews does it take to fix an oven?
A: How the hell would I know? They stopped trying at 7000. lulz
Q: What's fatser than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
Q: Why did the jews walk the desert for 5 days?
A: Someone dropped a quarter there.
A: How the hell would I know? They stopped trying at 7000. lulz
Q: What's fatser than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
Q: Why did the jews walk the desert for 5 days?
A: Someone dropped a quarter there.
how do you get 4 jews in a car?
toss a quarter in
how do you get them out again?
ask who's paying for gas
As part Jewish, I feel adequately discriminated against. But no one has discriminated against my Irish and Norwegian heritage. Come on guys. I know there are some good Irish jokes out there.
toss a quarter in
how do you get them out again?
ask who's paying for gas
As part Jewish, I feel adequately discriminated against. But no one has discriminated against my Irish and Norwegian heritage. Come on guys. I know there are some good Irish jokes out there.
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
cookiecutter
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ohiogrinder
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zoidberg
Mallcore Kid
what?
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
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black blood
A Corpse Without Soul
Whats the difference between a black man and a white man?
Black man will steal your proprety, while white man will steal your heritage.
I came up with that one.
Black man will steal your proprety, while white man will steal your heritage.
I came up with that one.
cookiecutter
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Ender Rises
Wass sappening?
ohiogrinder
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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man?
Black man will steal your proprety, while white man will steal your heritage.
I came up with that one.
clever as hell
Rabid Headbanger
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Q: What's an Irish 7 course meal?
A: A six pack and a potato.
Q: Why did God create beer?
A: So the Irish(or Germans) wouldn't rule the world.
Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: So Germans can always march in the shade.
My local gun shop has a couple French Army rifles on sale. They've never been fired and only dropped once.
Q: Why don't Germans make good radio DJ's?
A: They can't get used to taking requests instead of orders.
Q: Why did the queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He was drinking on the job.
Q: What do you call an epileptic who falls into a lettuce patch?
A: Seizure salad.
Q: How do you clear out a pool hall full of Mexicans?
A: Yell "IMMIGRATION"!
Q: What's a Mexican fortune cookie?
A: A taco with a green card in it.
Q: What's a Black fortune cookie?
A: A watermelon with a welfare check in it.
Q: How many Blacks does it take to pave a road?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
