The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[NinjaGeek]

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
A: I cry when I cut up an onion

Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
A: Nail it's other arm to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: I take my boots off before I jump on a trampoline

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feat first?
A: To see it's facial expression

Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
A: Throw a javelin through it's head

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
A: Ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q: How do you stop a baby from drowning?
A: Take your foot off it's head

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby?
A: A Pile of Dead babies
Q: Whats worse than that?
A: Ones alive at the bottom
Q: Whats worse than that?
A: It eats it's way out
Q: Whats worse than that?
A: It goes back for seconds

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and your grandma?
A: One doesn't explode when you fuck it in the ass

 

[zoidberg]

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and your grandma?
A: One doesn't explode when you fuck it in the ass

wtf?! that is the greatest joke ever!

 

[cookiecutter]

So one of my professors today was talking about how turned on he is by dancers because there is "something so sensual" about them and pretty much just going on about how sexually attracted he is to dancers, and this one guys "Yeah, cheerleaders are like that, too".

I thought to myself, and was about to say out loud, "Yeah, and girl scouts", but my better judgment prevailed. I sort of regret not saying it.

I always think things like this but I am quiet and never do. The internet has corrupted me.

 

[NinjaGeek]

This ones best when you're with friends telling black jokes and you haven't said any yet.


Hey, I have black people in my family tree you know...


They're still hanging there.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Thats a good one.

 

[The Ozzman]

Huge fucking bump:

What did the two tampons say to each other?


















Nothing, they were stuck up bitches.

 

[Valerie]

This ones best when you're with friends telling black jokes and you haven't said any yet.


Hey, I have black people in my family tree you know...


They're still hanging there.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

How did the black girl know her Mother was on her period??

Her Brother's dick tasted funny.




You asked for a tasteless joke.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Bumped.

What are 70 things women should know?

Answer: How to cook and 69.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Can't remember if this has been posted already, but here goes:


A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car. Who's driving?





















A cop.

 

[waif]

heard that many many times...

some kid at school told me some mysogynist jokes...these are the only ones I can remember...

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?







Nothing, she's already been told twice.



This one doesn't make any sense, but...
You see your wife stagger across the lawn. What do you do?







Stop laughing and reload

 

[waif]

What's the problem with being a black jew?





You have to sit in the back of the oven

 

[Zephyrus]

And you rob your own banks.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^

What's the useless flap of skin around a vagina?














A woman.

 

[waif]

 

[waif]

This is actually quite offensive...
4 black people in a VW drive over a cliff. What is the tragedy?







A VW holds 5

 

[Vimana]

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
A: I cry when I cut up an onion

Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
A: Nail it's other arm to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: I take my boots off before I jump on a trampoline

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feat first?
A: To see it's facial expression

Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
A: Throw a javelin through it's head

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
A: Ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q: How do you stop a baby from drowning?
A: Take your foot off it's head

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby?
A: A Pile of Dead babies
Q: Whats worse than that?
A: Ones alive at the bottom
Q: Whats worse than that?
A: It eats it's way out
Q: Whats worse than that?
A: It goes back for seconds

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and your grandma?
A: One doesn't explode when you fuck it in the ass

I don't see how this is funny. I don't find it cruel but I just don't see anything funny about this.

Whenever anyone says "whats funnier than a dead baby spinning around a tetherball pole?" I say "Anything else."

 

[ohiogrinder]

I don't see how this is funny. I don't find it cruel but I just don't see anything funny about this.

Whenever anyone says "whats funnier than a dead baby spinning around a tetherball pole?" I say "Anything else."

well you're just too sensitive. grow some balls.

 

[Vimana]

Q: Why don't Mexicans cross the boarder in groups of three's?

A: Because the sign says no trespassing.

well you're just too sensitive. grow some balls.

I'm not "too sensetive."

I said.

I don't find it cruel but I just don't see anything funny about this.

I just don't find those jokes funny.

 

[waif]

^Not really funny...