The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[The Heartbreak Kid]

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm totally buzzed right now.

Why does liquer have to taste like shit and be so bitter?

Because life is bitter as well.

Anyway, here's one I saw this morning on another board:

A man goes into a drug store and walks up to the counter:

Man: I need some birth control pills for me 11 year old daughter
Pharmacist: Okay, is she sexually active?
Man: No, she just lies there like her mother.

 

[Zephyrus]

I rode in a Renault Scenic as a rental out of Frankfurt during my trip to Europe. It was quite roomy.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Plenty of room to kill your kid in.

 

[Zephyrus]

DIARC

Die in a Renault Crash

 

[Life Sucks]

here's a joke I saw a black person tell:

What is the difference between a load of cum and a white person?
A white person doesn't cry and beg when you shoot it.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What do you call a Spanish woman with no legs?

Cuntswaylow.

 

[Valerie]

 

[skeptik]

:zombie:

 

[The Ozzman]

What do you call a Spanish woman with no legs?

Cuntswaylow.

 

[cookiecutter]

here's a joke I saw a black person tell:

What is the difference between a load of cum and a white person?
A white person doesn't cry and beg when you shoot it.

I think you messed this one up...

 

[Killbot]

, I like it better the way he put it.

 

[cookiecutter]

Yeah. That would make for some awkward lovemaking

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Yeah. That would make for some awkward lovemaking

Oh god not on the face please no

 

[Tallerthanatree]

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?

Cancer.


Whats 18 inches long and keeps women screaming all night?

Crib death.


Whats better than spinning a baby on a clothesline at 200 km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.



Why is there hot water at childbirth?

In case of a stillbirth, soup.



What do you call a baby with its skin peeled off?

Sexy.


And the most tasteless of all.....

Whats the best part about siamese twin babies?

Threesomes.

 

[genocide roach]

Whats 18 inches long and keeps women screaming all night?

Crib death.

thats AWESOME! but totally wrong. my friend just had a kid too...
~gR~

 

[cookiecutter]

Does anyone really laugh at those?

 

[genocide roach]

yes

i'm going to hell
~gR~

 

[The Ozzman]

Dead baby jokes are great

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Does anyone really laugh at those?

Nope.