The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[Bryn]

Whats worse than finding worm in your apple?

Rape.

 

[Killbot]

that's a classic.

 

[The Ozzman]

What's better than raping an aborted fetus?



















Nothing.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

ROOOOOAAARRRR!!!!!

 

[Zephyrus]

That disembodied head on the right there made me lol.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Whats better than spinning a baby on a clothesline at 200 km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Best one.

 

[Tonka Time]

a friend told me a joke today it was "whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?"

"one doesnt scream when its put in the oven"

 

[Zephyrus]

That joke is older than the Holocaust...

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

That joke is older than the Holocaust...

And not quite as funny.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I really don't appreciate these jokes about the Holocaust. There are somethings you just don't joke about. My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell from the guard tower.

 

[Zephyrus]

Alberta doesn't believe in the Holocaust.

 

[ohiogrinder]

Does anyone really laugh at those?

Nope.

well both of you are fags so it figures.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Haha

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

There are somethings you just don't joke about.

"I believe you can joke about anything, as long as the exaggeration is ridiculous enough. Imagine porky pig raping elmer fudd." - George Carlin

 

[cookiecutter]

Carlin > Rabid Headbanger

 

[Ben_t]

Carlin > Rabid Headbanger

I think he knows that as well which is why he quoted him instead of saying something.

 

[cookiecutter]

What I meant to say is that George Carlin is funny enough to pull off jokes about rape and genocide, where RH is not.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

So one of my professors today was talking about how turned on he is by dancers because there is "something so sensual" about them and pretty much just going on about how sexually attracted he is to dancers, and this one guys "Yeah, cheerleaders are like that, too".

I thought to myself, and was about to say out loud, "Yeah, and girl scouts", but my better judgment prevailed. I sort of regret not saying it.

 

[zoidberg]

lol

 

[genocide roach]

So one of my professors today was talking about how turned on he is by dancers because there is "something so sensual" about them and pretty much just going on about how sexually attracted he is to dancers, and this one guys "Yeah, cheerleaders are like that, too".

I thought to myself, and was about to say out loud, "Yeah, and girl scouts", but my better judgment prevailed. I sort of regret not saying it.

yeah, i had a bad habit of saying things like that in high school. for example, we watched 1984. and the teacher forgot about the frontal nudity. so afterwords he apoligized and i blurted out "well its not like you could see anything anyways, shes so hairy!". needless to say everyone got a good chuckle out of that
~gR~