The Tasteless Jokes Thread

[A8]

What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?




There's swerve marks in front of the dog

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Do you know what the deaf, dumb, blind, and crippled kid got for Christmas?

AIDS.

 

[Belligerent]

my pals.
I just wanted to post it to see if I get in trouble again.

 

[wandering_taco]

Whats black and yellow and funny as hell?


A bus full of black people driving off a cliff.


Whats worse than 7 dead babies nailed to a tree?


1 dead baby nailed to 7 trees.

 

[Zephyrus]

Whats worse than 7 dead babies nailed to a tree?


1 dead baby nailed to 7 trees.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?




A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?






There isn't a ferrari in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?






Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a baby sink?




Punch holes in its floaties.

How do you make a baby float?




2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of baby.

How do you get 10 babies into a shoebox?




A blender.

How do you get them out?





Nachos.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Fucking thread of the year. Nice work, Ozzman.



Q: What do you call a my pals with a peg leg?

A: Shit on a stick.



Q: Why do my pals always have sex on their minds?

A: Because they have pubes growing on their heads.



Q: What does a black woman and an ice hockey player have in common?

A: They both change their pads after 3 periods.



Q: What's the difference between a truck full of baby my pals and a truck full of bowling balls?

A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.



Q: What does FUBU stand for?

A: Farmers Used to Beat Us



Q: What does NAACP stand for?

A: Now Apes Are Called People



Q: A school bus full of black kids swerves off a bridge one day and lands in a river. No one survives. What's sad about this story?

A: Five kids missed the bus that day.



Note: those were from the internet, not right off the top of my head. I'm not that depraved.

 

[Belligerent]

Q: What does FUBU stand for?

A: Farmers Used to Beat Us

or Fucked up Black Uniform

 

[Zephyrus]

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old my pals Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

[Blue_Jay]

Why does an emo cross the road?

So that way the emo can get ran over by a car.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

A few T-shirt slogans I came across:

 

[mutantllama]

This one is funnier in real life or spoken.....

What's the most racist yard equipment?







A sprinkler, it goes "Nikka Nikka Nikka, Chink chink Chink!



What do you call a Jew on the moon?


A problem

What do you call two Jews on the moon?

Another problem.....


What do you call all the Jews on the moon?













Problem solved.

 

[A8]

dead baby jokes!
how do you get 100 dead babies into a jar?

blender


how do you get them back out?


tostito's

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I'm part native american and I feel racially discriminated cause no ones making jokes about natives....

 

[cookiecutter]

What do you call a poor drunk who just gambled his remaining money away...

How's that?

 

[The Ozzman]

What do Virginia Tech University and Siberia have in common?















They're both -33 today

 

[wandering_taco]

Whats red and silver and crawls on the floor?

Baby with forks in its eyes.

There was one about a baby with a bag over its head too but i cant remember it.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

What do you call a poor drunk who just gambled his remaining money away...

How's that?

What did the native guy say to his drunk cousin when an ambulance came to his house?









"Hey cousin! your ride is here!"

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Why does a Native reserve have more unnoticed crime than a ghetto?











Cause they have native cops.

 

[Zephyrus]

What do Virginia Tech University and Siberia have in common?

They're both -33 today

There's a line-crosser...

 

[Chairman Kaga]

There's a line-crosser...

what do you call a line-crosser?





























An illegal mexican immigrant