The Top 5 List Thread

[Master_Yoda77]

Eh, you know me Grant and know how I actually feel about these things. I was only cracking a snide little comment there.

I don't see anything wrong with calling a vagina some stupid little slur so long as it is used accordingly. I feel the same way about racial slurs or "faggot"

 

[SentinelSlain]

like Axe wound amirite?

 

[Slayed Necros]

Tyrion Lannister

Good character, just not a big GoT fan.

Top five Swedish death metal songs:

1. Dismember - In Death's Sleep
2. At the Gates - Kingdom Gone
3. Entombed - Left Hand Path
4. Therion - Future Consciousness
5. Necrophobic - Before the Dawn

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Regional song lists should feed my autism for a while, I'll copy and start with

Top five Midwestern thrash metal songs:

5. Absolute Zero - Unsigned Checks
4. Antagonist - Black Sands of Time
3. Morbid Saint - Assassin
2. Realm - Fate's Wind
1. Anacrusis - Dream Again

Top five Midwestern USPM songs:

5. Black Death - Night of the Living Death
4. Montage - Blitzkrieg
3. Disorder - Warmonger
2. Ruthless Horde - Shadows of Death
1. Slauter Xstroyes - Metal's No Sin

Top five Californian USPM songs:

5. Omen - Battle Cry
4. Griffin - Flight of the Griffin
3. Brocas Helm - Dark Rider
2. Dark Age - Warrior
1. Holy Terror - Distant Calling

 

[Vegard Pompey]

PROD WITH THE PROD, AND GO IN, AND GO IN, AND GO IN LIKE THE U.S. MARSHALLS...

Old men, running the world. A new age.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Tell that to the gangsters!

 

[Phylactery]

Top 5 words for vagina other than vagina

1) Cooter
2) Slat
3) Roast Beef
4) Snatch
5) Gash

MUFF is one of the best. I just find that word to be hilarious.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Vaginas are disgusting. I wish penises had holes that you could easily stick other penises into, and that everyone had those kinds of penises.

I laughed hard at this

 

[Internally Deformed]

2) Slat

Kinda like this one. It sounds hygienic.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Top 5 things I bought at the mall today:

• hand weights
• poker chips
• jigsaw puzzle
• extra paint canvasses
• Auntie Anne's cinnamon sugar pretzel

 

[LOUD METAL]

My top 5 favourite armoured tracked vehicles of the 20th century

• Tiger H1
• T-62
  
• T-34 1941
• Leopard 1A1
• Cromwell Mk. V

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Top 5 worst posers on UM at the present moment

1) Technical Barbarity (RIP)
2) Baroque
3) Hamburgerboy
4) ???
5) Ozzman

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What am I posing as?

 

[Rumpole]

Top 5 HBO characters:

1. Al Swearengen
2. Rust Cohle
3. Corrado "Junior" Soprano
4. Gyp Rosetti
5. Omar Little

Top five characters from those shows.

Deadwood
1. Swearengen
2. Silas Adams
3. Whitney Ellsworth
4. Mr Wu
5. Charlie Utter

True Detective
1. Rust
2. Marty
3. Bezzerides
4. Velcoro
5. The dude who owns the bar when Rust and Marty meet up again

Boardwalk Empire
1. Richard Harrow
2. Dunn Purnsley
3. Van Alden (after he goes on the run)
4. Eli Thompson
5. Owen Sleater

The Wire
1. Omar
2. Slim Charles
3. Clay Davis
4. Lamar
5. Kenard

The Sopranos
Main Characters
1. Tony
2. Paulie
3. Silvio
4. Junior
5. Carmela

Secondary Characters
1. Ralphie
2. Vito
3. Furio
4. Rosalie Aprile
5. Phil Leotardo

Guest/Recurring
1. Little Carmine
2. Little Paulie
3. Feech Lamana
4. Murmur
5. Sir Ben Kingsley

 

[Slayed Necros]

Good choices!

I'll do Deadwood:

1. Al Swearengen
2. E.B Farnum (especially his scenes with Richardson)
3. Dan Dority
4. Cy Tolliver
5. Wild Bill Hickok

Honourable mention going to Steve for delivering some of the best drunken rants ever.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Top 5 Sci-Fi works in order:

1. Sprawl trilogy + related Burning Chrome stories (Burning Chrome, New Rose Hotel, Johnny Mnemonic)
2. Foundation series
3. Dune series
4. Snow Crash
5. Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

 

[Vegard Pompey]

top 5 Deadwood

Rewatching s02 atm so I'll do this:

1. Doc Cochran (contradicting my previous top 5 I know, but I'm feeling contrarian, plus I have to make up for neither of you hoopleheads even mentioning him)
2. Swearengen
3. Merrick
4. Dan Dority
5. Steve

also Sopranos:

1. Tony
2. Christopher
3. Ralphie
4. Paulie
5. Mikey

 

[King Richard]

I was going to read through this thread until I noticed there were 14 pages. Fuck that.

Top 5 worst posers on UM at the present moment

1) Technical Barbarity (RIP)
2) Baroque
3) Hamburgerboy
4) ???
5) Ozzman

TB died? Like, for real or did he get banned?

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I think he was temp-banned but refuses to return because he believes the ban was unfair.

 

[King Richard]

oic

Did anyone mention to him it's actually pretty hard to get banned from this place and that he's probably wrong? heh