The ultimate drunk thread.

Smoking weed helps me sleep at night. I reiterate this point often because it's so beneficial to me. I wish I had the liberty to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
 
I'm pretty damn drunk still. It's nice when you see an old friend from the past and its like it was just yesterday.

I have a headcache though that is not nice. Sometimes I wonder what if drunk was your normal state of being and when you drank you became what we know as sober?
 
Sometimes I wonder what if drunk was your normal state of being and when you drank you became what we know as sober?
Maybe when humans first evolved, that WAS their constant state of being and then they somehow discovered being sober and liked it just as much as we like getting drunk today. So, they started getting sober more and more often and that's how our species developed into the intelligent creatures we are today. Over time, sobriety just turned into our normal state of being and that's how we evolved from the drunken cavemen of yore. Alcoholics today are just less evolved than the rest of us. Maybe that's why alcoholism is hereditary.
 
Maybe when humans first evolved, that WAS their constant state of being and then they somehow discovered being sober and liked it just as much as we like getting drunk today. So, they started getting sober more and more often and that's how our species developed into the intelligent creatures we are today. Over time, sobriety just turned into our normal state of being and that's how we evolved from the drunken cavemen of yore. Alcoholics today are just less evolved than the rest of us. Maybe that's why alcoholism is hereditary.
what are you high?