The ultimate drunk thread.

[Reminiscence]

The information in that article is specious at best. I'm speaking of my own human experiences, not of the "tendency" of heredity, which can just as easily be attributed to the environment.

 

[Shpongled]

Fact still remains: It exists.

 

[Reminiscence]

As a theory it would seem from that source.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not taking the word of one psychologist. I want evolutionary biologists and physical/societal anthropologists to study this and sound off on it first.

 

[Söy]

as my birthday is still going on, it is time for me to post in this thread....

 

[Reminiscence]

I feel better than I have in a while right now. I just had a stoned jamming session and wrote some beautifully melancholic music just now. I've been playing so much guitar lately now that I was asked to be in a band last week. I haven't played like this in months, maybe even over a year. It feels great. And I finished my hellish week of mid terms tonight.

 

[Souls of Black]

I cannot say that I am drunk, buzzed mind you, but not drunk.

I have to endorse Van Gogh Vodka, mild price, good taste, good buzz.

If I proceed to drunk, I will post drither hence.....

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

im really drunk amd wills not

fuck yeag

holy shit

 

[Jace_Mereel]

holy shit

Haha, can't wait to see the next post from you, Laura.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

won't work, will's either gonna occupy her time cuddling her or getting her to put her fist up his ass

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hes just jealous because im more coherent than i am normally

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

no you're still a dumb bitch

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I agree. Dumb bitch.

 

[neal]

vicodin+cocktail+tons of hash bong rips =

been workin this combo all week. its been workin well

 

[Will Bozarth]

im more coherent than i am normally

That was soooo not the case.

 

[Anvil]

So my buddy and I had a little party last night, and this was the main attraction. I found the recipe online and just had to try it. They're called Brain Tumors:

Also we decided to carve a ton of pumpkins, and by request, I did this one:

I also did a classic jack-o-lantern which came out amazingly well. Had the right amount of sinister, but I forgot to take a photo of it.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

So I got pretty drunk this weekend.

 

[adsewruwfshdagh]

Her tender lips on my penis
I quench her thirst with my creamace
Oh creamace from my penis, oh.

I spread her thighs and part her twat
I drench her cervix with my cocksnot
Oh cocksnot drippin' from her twat, oh yeah.

I cover her face with dick saliva
She gasps for air, I don't think she's alive-a

I spread her cheeks and fill her with goop
And when she sits on the toilet she squirts creamy, brown soup
And it was runny and it smelled kinda funny, oh yeah

 

[Superior]

Her tender lips on my penis
I quench her thirst with my creamace
Oh creamace from my penis, oh.

I spread her thighs and part her twat
I drench her cervix with my cocksnot
Oh cocksnot drippin' from her twat, oh yeah.

I cover her face with dick saliva
She gasps for air, I don't think she's alive-a

I spread her cheeks and fill her with goop
And when she sits on the toilet she squirts creamy, brown soup
And it was runny and it smelled kinda funny, oh yeah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn that was pretty fucking hilarious.

I'm high as fuck.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

figures