The ultimate drunk thread.

[Det Som Engang Var]

Theres this show, called Tim and Eric Awesome Show. And I like to watch it when I'm drunk. But sometimes its not that good.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sometimes?

 

[azal]

rarely am I drunk and on the innanets but here we go.


yeah........two bags of chips, two packs of smokes and I'm good for now. two cheap beers, homemade serbian brandy )rakija) about half a bottle and serbian pelinkovac....can't explain it..liquor like jagger...but bitter....about 3/4 bottle........gotta wake up in 3 hours...whatever. drunkness.

I want to have sex with Joe Dumars' mustache.

either his or Clyde Drexler's.

 

[Reminiscence]

I'm buzzed/stoned right now. I always seem to not be able to resist getting fucked up when I finish my schoolwork for the night. Tonight was early-ish at 9 or so. Usually I'm doing work until midnight.

 

[azal]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

LETS GO MAN..........TWO HOURS BEFORE i HAVE TO GO TO WORK STINKIN OF BOOOOOZE





LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[stefan86]

yow niggas

 

[Liverslapper]

drunkin halloween night here i COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i get another trick or treater here im gonna punch them in the ovaries

 

[Anvil]

drunkin halloween night here i COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i get another trick or treater here im gonna punch them in the ovaries

I'm with ya.

I put a sign on my door that says, "Bugger Off Hallo-weiners."

My building managers didn't like that too much, I've had to put it back up twice.

 

[Captain Beard]

Anvil Snake (5:44:55 PM): so i put a sign on my door
Anvil Snake (5:44:57 PM): "Bugger Off Hallo-weiners."
Anvil Snake (5:45:05 PM): my managers have taken it down twice already
Anvil Snake (5:45:08 PM): so i've printed up a dozen of 'em
Anvil Snake (5:45:10 PM):
NoLordy Capone (5:45:36 PM): Catch them doing it and say "STOP SUPPORTING SATAN YOU HEATHENS!"
Anvil Snake (5:45:41 PM): HAHAHA
Anvil Snake (5:45:44 PM): I MUST!

 

[Anvil]

Yes I was telling you as I was posting it...

Even with the sign up, I've had 4 people knock on my door.

 

[Shpongled]

You should change it to say "FUCK OFF."

 

[Anvil]

Now that's just rude.

 

[Liverslapper]

Tyler im sorry, i have to cancel the halo 3 date. I got dragged to a party and now im stuck here with large quantities of alchohal...i know very unfortunate

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm about to get shit faced

 

[Anvil]

My buddy's all seemed to have ditched me, but the alcohol still calls my name!

 

[Liverslapper]

SAD BUT TRUUEEEEEE!!!

 

[Superior]

Fucking 4 bowls and a blunt.

Meshuggah is trippy as hell.

I'm in love with mary j

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I went from smoking weed every day for the last year and now I've been sober for a few days I'm only gonna blaze on weekends

 

[Reminiscence]

No shit Meshuggah is the greatest. I laugh everytime I listen to them when I'm really blazed.

 

[Liverslapper]

i was so drunk...that i drove 30 miles away from home....and spent 2 hours trying to get home..parked in a plaza....and tried to find my way home..


wow i am suprised i am home and not in a jail.