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[Dick Sirloin]

there are 3 incvisible ppl here

 

[snow2fall]

there are 3 incvisible ppl here

One of them is me.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Why are you invincible? do you have the MARIO STAR?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I am INVINCIBLE

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Why do you guys want to hide from everyone else?

COME OUT AND PLAY

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I have to hide from the thought police.

Because of the fact that they don't actually know what is in my mind, but rather guess from my wildly erratic behaviour, I have become a hunted person with a penis.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

i just ook another shot


WHERES NAD

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm INVICIBLE!
I'm A LOONEY!
My mother was a hamster, and my father smelt of elderberries (and hake).

 

[Dick Sirloin]

not evenrf mayt python quatoes can save you now



I farted and it smells BAD

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

he's gone from suck to blow!

 

[circus_brimstone]

http://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1NP31VOT9YFJS0K2NQ1TB45P5X

 

[NAD]

Okay fine I'll drink a beer.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that's max fucking johnson, not max fucking wang.

 

[Ellestin]

That's for the Japanese chicks. Lovely logo, even if I'd drop the red tbch.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

my pun was terrible. I apologize.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Chinese. And what's the C in "tbch" for?

 

[Ellestin]

Chinese. And what's the C in "tbch" for?

Completely

 

[SonOfNun]

Before Tristan and Isolde, there was Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' sperm is so virile that it travelled back in time and impregnated his mother. Only Chuck Norris could father Chuck Norris.

In an attempt to follow in the steps of Dolly Parton, Chuck Norris attempted to open a theme park. Unfortunetly the idea was cast asunder when the name "Norriswood" was already used to name his penis.

Death came for Chuck Norris in 1992, Chuck then roundhouse kicked Death in the face saying, "I decide when people die".

Chuck Norris doesn't need birth control. His sperm destroys the egg.

 

[lurch70]

God once made a rock so big that not even he could lift it; thus answering the legendary question. Chuck Norris not only lifted this rock, but also karate chopped it so hard that it fragmented and formed the progressive rock group "Yes".

wtf