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[Thanatopsis123]

that's max fucking johnson, not max fucking wang.

That's for the Japanese chicks. Lovely logo, even if I'd drop the red tbch.

 

[Ellestin]

Hell yeah

 

[NAD]

You should put that Sepultura logo with all the arrows coming out the S thingy in there. Why? Because Sepultura still ruled when they came up with that, and Max is a worthy adversary to the ruling class.

 

[Dark One]

You stupid flippin cunt. You, I'm talking to you shit-head. You just cost me $6000. That's right, $6000! And one Cadillac. Whadd'ya gonna do about it? What are ya gonna do about it, asshole? You flippin shit! Where did you learn to trade you stupid flippin cunt you idiot?! Whoever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job shit-head. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick your sucking on, you're goin' out!

What you're hired for is to help us does that seem clear to you...TO-HELP-US! not to FUCK-US-UP!, to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy!, you company man!.You never open your mouth 'til you know what the shot is, you flippin child!

 

[lurch70]

You stupid flippin cunt. You, I'm talking to you shit-head. You just cost me $6000. That's right, $6000! And one Cadillac. Whadd'ya gonna do about it? What are ya gonna do about it, asshole? You flippin shit! Where did you learn to trade you stupid flippin cunt you idiot?! Whoever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job shit-head. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick your sucking on, you're goin' out!

What you're hired for is to help us does that seem clear to you...TO-HELP-US! not to FUCK-US-UP!, to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy!, you company man!.You never open your mouth 'til you know what the shot is, you flippin child!

holy shit ... we were just going through this routine in my office this very week ... my friend Leon, the guy that came to Anthrax with me, he has this sales guy that receives these kind of scoldings pretty much daily ... hahaha ... I let him borrow Glengarry Glen Ross this week

every salesman should have this movie in their library.

 

[Dark One]

LOL - that's one of the things I love about it as well.

 

[Dark One]

... my friend Leon, the guy that came to Anthrax with me, he has this sales guy that receives these kind of scoldings pretty much daily

?!?!

 

[lurch70]

yeah really ... lucky that he is also Leon's cousin ... so he can yell at him like that ... otherwise ...

 

[cthulufhtagn]

aaaahahahhahahahahaaahahahahaha

WHYYYYY DID I DO THAT

hahahahahahaaahahahaha
i am never going to learn, holy shit hahahahahhahaaaa

 

[cthulufhtagn]

serisuolsy, NEVARRRRRR hahahahahaaaa x a squillion

 

[NAD]

I'm drunk off 3 beers tonight. God damn minimal fooding today + 5.4% Stone Pale Ale. Whee!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

ahahahahahaha this is the best night ever, i can't even explaindiadfbo8harbasfb

 

[NAD]

hahahaha I love that feeling. Glad I'm generally of the mindset where like twice a week I say "this is the best night ever."

Now watch, I'll be depressed for a week.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahahaha man what a weird fucking night, i love it

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Im drinking beer right now! and i love it!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

god damn fucking leg cramps!

 

[snow2fall]

I wanna go home.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i want to feel more useful

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I want to have 15 orgasms today and listen to some Astrofaes.

 

[lurch70]

chtulufag ... do tell wigger