The (Un)official write anything you want page

[Krilons Resa]

I felt a tad lightheaded, but nothing like fainting, a minute after it was pulled and I sat up to wipe my eye from tearing, lol.

 

[Evil?]

Well, I had to go return some videos to the video store and on the way home I stopped at a McDonalds, when I discovered much to my dismay that my front window was frozen shut. After trying to get it open for a few minutes I decided to go through the drive through with my seat back and order through the back window. It looked very silly I am sure, but it got the job done.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

damn, so much for getting out of the car.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Arrested Development > Malcolm in the Middle. But not by much. Whoever decided to give these shows the axe needs to die. I'm currently watching the final season of Malcolm and holy shit is it funnier than ever. Reese Marries Raduca, an Eastern European broad who's using him for a green card.

Haha, that was awesome, but the best episode OF THEM ALL, was when Reese shipped himself to China to beat up his pen-pal!

 

[Evil?]

damn, so much for getting out of the car.

The inside was closed. Only the 24 hour drive through was open


As far as Malcolm in The Middle goes, Hal is my favorite character. I have been watcing a bunch of episodes on http://www.alluc.org

 

[Trylakos]

I work in the school canteen a week every month and some of the kids in grade 8 are retarded
We closed yesterday and some little snotty nerd kid comes and starts banging on the canteen entrance and flips out at us for not having r"red sunchips" and that if we wanted good service we'd have "red sunchips" and the like


A good quote of the week is when a friend put on Rush over the speakers and said something about Neil Peart gracing the speakers of our school, to which local area black man says "Who is Neil Peart" and the other guy goes "you my pals"



this post was a lot funnier in my head

 

[Demilich]

haha, back to the drawing board eh Trylakos?

 

[Evil?]

Don't worry Trylakos, I chuckled.

On the other hand however....I opened up a bad of Riesens to discover that they are old and hard

 

[dorian gray]

A good quote of the week is when a friend put on Rush over the speakers and said something about Neil Peart gracing the speakers of our school, to which local area black man says "Who is Neil Peart" and the other guy goes "you my pals"



this post was a lot funnier in my head

I actually got a pretty good laugh outta that

 

[dorian gray]

Well, I had to go return some videos to the video store and on the way home I stopped at a McDonalds, when I discovered much to my dismay that my front window was frozen shut. After trying to get it open for a few minutes I decided to go through the drive through with my seat back and order through the back window. It looked very silly I am sure, but it got the job done.

This is an ace post right here

 

[dorian gray]

Yesterday at work this woman tried to hook me up with her daughter AND I got hit on my two gay guys. The fun never stops for dorian.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

[quagmire]Heh Heh, alllllllriiiiggght.[/quagmire]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Back when I was "pretty", I used to get hit on by gay guys all the time. uke: The pussy was an everflowing stream...but I guess I took the good with the bad.

 

[Trylakos]

There will soon be an opening at the local video store, and I might apply.. that would be badass My friend works there nad has some bizarre stories involving horny bisexual 35 year olds, porn and general disturbing wackiness.

 

[Krilons Resa]

nad?!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

afjdh;oubasghgpaernhasre4h33a4h

 

[dorian gray]

FUCKING HILARIOUS

 

[Evil?]

That reminds me of this less funny cat picture-->

 

[Impudent]

I used to work with this gay kid who hit on me all the time. It eventually got to the point where I had to report him to my boss. I had to be a dick to him to keep him away. If I was nice to him at all, he took it the wrong way, thinking I liked him too or something.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]