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[cthulufhtagn]

haha that suffo spot is high-larious

 

[Hell Mike]

hey fuck you, swedish dude.

take it as advice!

 

[dorian gray]

Dorian thought I was hot when he thought I was a girl.

haha yeah
hey, speaking of, how's yer gf?

 

[Impudent]

She sucks lately.

This is awesome.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i hooked up with a girl that picked me up at a gas station

i feel weird about that somehow

 

[Evil?]

This is awesome.

Sure is! I want one.

 

[dorian gray]

i hooked up with a girl that picked me up at a gas station

i feel weird about that somehow

if wierd = awesome

 

[cthulufhtagn]

and it does

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I havent been on in awhile because in the last two and a half weeks Ive had strep throat, got bit by a spider, and had an ear and sinus infection that ruptured my ear drum. Hope everyone is well and I will probably still be gone for awhile recovering. Im totally pissed as I had plans to go see Dark Funeral and Enslaved this Friday, but i cant go with the ear the way it is.

 

[Evil?]

Wow, thats really shitty dude. Sorry to hear it.

 

[Trylakos]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/10451130.html

this video is freaky considering shes dead

 

[Evil?]

That was very strange for a pop video, the beginning anyway.

I swear I hear about a different Asian killing themselves every week, Sheesh.

I think more of our American pop stars should kill themselves.

 

[Reign in Acai]

(AP) A man who has a history of smashing windows to indulge his fetish for female mannequins could draw a long prison term for his latest arrest. Ronald A. Dotson, 39, of Detroit faces up to life in prison if convicted of a charge of attempted breaking and entering at a cleaning-supply company in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale.

The potential life sentence is because prosecutors charged him as a habitual offender. Authorities say he has at least six convictions for breaking and entering and a stint in state prison over the last 13 years.

Ferndale District Judge Joseph Longo ordered Dotson to stand trial following a preliminary examination on Thursday, The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak reported. The judge ordered him jailed unless he posts a $15,000 bond.

Dotson was arrested Oct. 9 after police say he smashed a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a female mannequin dressed in a black and white French maid's uniform. He had been out of prison for less than a week.

Dotson was arrested in Ferndale in July 2000 and later convicted for breaking and entering at a women's clothing shop to get at a mannequin in a pink dress with bobbed hair.

Ferndale police also arrested Dotson in 1993 after finding him in an alley behind a woman's store with three lingerie-clad mannequins. He also has similar convictions in Detroit and suburban Oak Park.

 

[Evil?]

Fucking Detroit. Bunch of crazy people over there.

That being said,

 

[Trylakos]

Damnn too bad Boris isn't joing SunnO))) for any of their Canadian dates, maybe then I'd go to Quebec and see them, I don't think the trip would be worth it for only one band. Anyone else seeing these bands soon?

 

[dorian gray]

A show of hands: who has seen the new VW GTi commercial with Karl Hungus?
"represent! Deutschland!"

 

[Evil?]

Which one? There are a bunch of them.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Interesting things I've been told or asked lately in Japan:
"Are you gay?"
"Do you visit prostitutes?"
"This eel pie will increase your sexual stamina."
"Haha, you ordered tea. You're effete."

 

[Demilich]

Thanatopsis, I'm considering heading over to Japan to teach English in the coming year or two... any tips/info/horror stories/tales of mystery and intrigue for me?


edit: totally unrelated but LOL:
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I have shitloads of tips and info. No horror stories (YET!), but I've only been here a month so far. I'm not sure where to start though and I have a long day tomorrow.

Do you have any specific questions?