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[NAD]

Oh fuck, you dudes went to D666? I should've gone. FUCK.

Whisky eh? Whisky rules. Lemme buy some tix in ze morning. Last time I went to a bar in LA was before a futbol match in Downey with some toothless bint serving Coronitas, but at least they had bigbottles of Fat Tire.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

jerry wimped out so the woman and i went to D666

buy your tix, it shall be a grand depressing time at katatonia. i'm goin to bed.

 

[NAD]

Fuck it all to god damn, just bought tickets!

She was diggin' on Viva Emptiness earlier today, and the last show we went to was Skinny Puppy (her idea, they were rad), so there we go.

Even if we prefer different styles, every possible group we see is still suicidal so everything lines up.

god DAMMIt I'm hosed.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Fuck it all to god damn, just bought tickets!

 

[Krilons Resa]

last night was just...lmfao.

oh man...

 

[Demilich]

last night was just...lmfao.

oh man...

details! i need details!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Fuck, fuck I hate having to attend family gatherings. Fuck.

I don't wanna go see people let alone have to talk to them. Off I go

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Fuck, fuck I hate having to attend family gatherings. Fuck.

I don't wanna go see people let alone have to talk to them. Off I go

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

server upgrade?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Last night Ken dipped in to some broad's ass only to have his balls get caught from a clit ring that was dangling from beneath her pubis. After several minutes of retracing his steps out of the pathway of this prostate cringing conundrum (to no avail), he decided to call Lurch on speed dial. Hell who better than friends in a moment of crisis?!? Lurch responded to the scene wearing bright yellow speedos and a mustache to match. (He just came from dining between some pad thai's punjab) After coaxing Ken's catalytic converter out from the wings of woe, he managed to slip it in to a bottle of Dogfish I.P.A, which begot a bellow that shook the very foundation of the Ironing Board they were kneading wrinkles on.

 

[dorian gray]

Thanks for that.

 

[Guthrum]

Goddamn tooth holes need to heal up faster, I just about puked after pulling half a peanut from the depths of my gums!

Wisdom teeth pulled?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Had that done many sunsets ago. Load up on the Vicodin, have a few brews, and partake in a posting session to subside the pain.

 

[dorian gray]

You know you're supposed to hose those out right?

 

[Reign in Acai]

@ Jonathon!

Why are you eating peanuts and licorice bites so soon after a procedure?!? again!

 

[EricT]

So I'm in Seattle.

Saw Nevermore last night. What a kick ass fucking show. They played Deconstruction and No More Will. Made me fucking wet.

 

[Krilons Resa]

details! i need details!

 

[Guthrum]

Yup, all four of the gargantuan fuckers.

I've still got to get mine pulled. Ugh.

@ Doomcifer.

 

[lurch70]

Last night Ken dipped in to some broad's ass only to have his balls get caught from a clit ring that was dangling from beneath her pubis. After several minutes of retracing his steps out of the pathway of this prostate cringing conundrum (to no avail), he decided to call Lurch on speed dial. Hell who better than friends in a moment of crisis?!? Lurch responded to the scene wearing bright yellow speedos and a mustache to match. (He just came from dining between some pad thai's punjab) After coaxing Ken's catalytic converter out from the wings of woe, he managed to slip it in to a bottle of Dogfish I.P.A, which begot a bellow that shook the very foundation of the Ironing Board they were kneading wrinkles on.

wtf! how did you know?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I let him in on the whole thing but evidently Jerry has loose lips.