Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Yea so this never happened. I decided to call off to drink brews and watch metal dvds with Mr. & Mrs. Hill.
Responsibility is for cunts.
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Yea so this never happened. I decided to call off to drink brews and watch metal dvds with Mr. & Mrs. Hill.
Responsibility is for cunts.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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Omae wa mo shindeiru
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Yea, my job is a joke. My co-workers and I watch movies, play video games, gamble, watch pornos, make fun of faggots, and go on unsanctioned food runs whenever our hearts desire. My work for the past two hours has consisted of a dozen acknowledged security patrols of the campus, which consists of a 10-4 and a time stamp.
Oh hold on, the ceilings about to crumble... I just had to respond to an alert on our Simplex Code Red monitor. That took all of 2 secs.
My co-worker (fly number 2) is chilling behind me playing world of warcraft, while I'm bullshitting with you fine folk, and looking for a discman to purchase.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Yea, my job is a joke. My co-workers and I watch movies, play video games, gamble, watch pornos, make fun of faggots, and go on unsanctioned food runs whenever our hearts desire. My work for the past two hours has consisted of a dozen acknowledged security patrols of the campus, which consists of a 10-4 and a time stamp.
Oh hold on, the ceilings about to crumble... I just had to respond to an alert on our Simplex Code Red monitor. That took all of 2 secs.
My co-worker (fly number 2) is chilling behind me playing world of warcraft, while I'm bullshitting with you fine folk, and looking for a discman to purchase.
I have no idea why you bitch about your job. Sounds like gold to me.
Grass is always greener on the other side bro.
edit: onlything thats sucks is your hours/shift.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
It's a good job. It's actually fucking ridiculous what some of my co-workers rake in. We're talking 60-70k a year to sit on their thumbs and play on the internet.
dorian gray
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60k in LA is like $12 everywhere else
Seriously, Jerry, tell some more work stories. Sounds like there could be some good ones.
Seriously, Jerry, tell some more work stories. Sounds like there could be some good ones.
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Alright, this is a tale that happened before I even started there. According to several eye witness accounts, there was a low ranked supervisor named Pastell. Now Pastell was a smelly coonervillian who had a penchant for pre-shift boozery. One fateful night under the moon, while doing his rounds of whatever routine he had, he came across some homeless woman rustling in the bushes outside our mental health facility. One thing led to another, and she propositions him some oral sex in exchange for a decent meal. So this swarmy simian supv. acquires a whopper jr. from the local b.k and gets his black pole polished like a steel-toe six weeks in to boot camp.
These are the type of characters in which I work with.
Yea 60k is nothing in L.A. And if that's the equivalent of $12/hour, I'm making a beaner's wage by comparison.
These are the type of characters in which I work with.
Yea 60k is nothing in L.A. And if that's the equivalent of $12/hour, I'm making a beaner's wage by comparison.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
"BK Lounge. Get yoself some sucktime from a crackwhore in exchange for a processed cow sammitch. Shiz."
It's their equivalent to McD's I'm Lovin' It.
It's their equivalent to McD's I'm Lovin' It.
dorian gray
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If I were to apply to the Federal BI, would they track down my usage of this forum and threaten to have me arrested if I ever dared re-apply? Just curious. I know they do some serious background checks and character references, which, well, couldn't be good at this point.
Never mind.
Never mind.
dorian gray
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Was just thinking of applying. I meant to a few years ago but wasn't in a position (gay). I've sold my house, have lots of money, no debt, I'm bored, maybe it's time to go ahead and apply. I'd like to serve the country in some way (I'm not joking) without joining the military. I just think they'd tell me to fuck off.
dorian gray
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Related topic: is it cheating to listen to music with a sub? My set-up is two largish 3-ways which satisfies the stereo content but I also have a sub hooked-up for movies. I just can't seem to get enough punch from the 6 inch or so woofers in the speakers.
I'm not talking about computer speakers here, btw. 600W receiver/amp and shitz.
I'm not talking about computer speakers here, btw. 600W receiver/amp and shitz.
