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[Susperia]

My grandma is actually in the hospital. My mom went over to her house on Saturday and found her laying on the floor. She went to the hospital and was super dehydrated and other bullshit. Glad she wasnt home when those dicks showed up. The cops said they used gloves so there were 0 fingerprints.

So people with different colored skin than yours are situated below you in your little hierarchy, but you care about people who poop themselves and "oops fall down"? =/

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

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"some complimentary replacement product" - i wonder what it will be!

 

[Hell Mike]

So people with different colored skin than yours are situated below you in your little hierarchy, but you care about people who poop themselves and "oops fall down"? =/

Leave.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

i hate my car

 

[Demilich]

A student told me today that I'm a danger to women. She wouldn't explain how.

You mean you're not?

 

[Evil?]

Wouldn't it be strange to have a cock the exact dimensions of a tuna can? How would you handle that?

 

[Demilich]

My hands are pretty big...

 

[Evil?]

How big?

 

[dill_the_devil]

Big enough to jerk off a cock the exact dimensions of a can of tuna?

 

[Evil?]

Wouldn't it suck if the same genetic screw up that gave you the tuna can cock also gave you baby hands?

 

[dill_the_devil]

Or can opener fingers.

 

[Evil?]

 

[dill_the_devil]

It's times like this I wish I had more skill with Photoshop than I do.

 

[Evil?]

I thought the exact same thing.

 

[Guthrum]

ROFL at this entire page.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

So people with different colored skin than yours are situated below you in your little hierarchy, but you care about people who poop themselves and "oops fall down"? =/

gtfoorc

 

[Claws of Perdition]

So people with different colored skin than yours are situated below you in your little hierarchy, but you care about people who poop themselves and "oops fall down"? =/

G T F O

 

[Demilich]

you guys are such crybabies

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

gtfoorc!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Doomcifer just sent me a track on AIM. It's Viaje A 800 - Los ángeles que hay en mi piel.

It's the fucking shit!

Dude, they are so fucking good it's beyond ridiculous. kickass::Smokin: