Howz about 50% discount for all those who post in the same thread as your 666th post?!
Just got some high schoolers arrested for blowing shit up in the undeveloped subdivision beside our house. They have been doing it for the past four days. Coolest shit I have ever seen. They looked like they were going to cry when the cops snuck up on them, one with his gun drawn.
TAKE THAT FAGGOTS!
Most of my dreams have me waking up debating whether I could navigate the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs and where I can scrounge up a working flux capacitor.
Well, it's now 2008 here in Japland.
I'm alone and bored out of my mind. How should I celebrate? I've just been dicking around on the ol' laptop all day while drinking fairly continuously. My buzz is wearing off and I'm running out of alcohol.