The (Un)official write anything you want page

[Hell Mike]

Enforcer tonight!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/enforcerswe

Whöa, european tour?? Nice to see Olof's doing that well!! (but I prefer Corrupt to be honest)

 

[lurch70]

about SHAQ ...

The Miami center, who is in the third year of a 5-year, $100 million contract with the Heat, routinely spends $875,015 per month, the Palm Beach Post reported on its Web site, citing an accounting document from O'Neal's divorce filing.

Shaq's most costly monthly expenditures, according to the newspaper, are, in order:

· $156,116 in mortgages on three homes (including his $20 million mansion on Miami Beach's Star Island), plus $31,299 in homeowners insurance;
· $110,505 for vacations;
· $26,500 a month for child care;
· $24,300 for gas;
· $17,220 for clothing;
· $12,775 for food;
· $10,065 for electricity;
· $10,000 for temporary child support;
· $10,000 for alimony;
· $6,730 for dry cleaning;
· $5,000 for car payments;
· $3,345 for phone bills;
· $2,305 for pets;
· $1,610 for lawn and pool maintenance;
· $1,495 for cable TV

But lest you think the Diesel is only out for himself and spending too recklessly, he also donates to the government, in the form of $5.41 million in federal income taxes, and over $900,000 in property taxes.

 

[Guthrum]

He should use some of that for acting lessons.

 

[Krilons Resa]

- Shaq actually pays someone to ties his sneakers for him before every game. lol

- LMMFAOOOOOOOO @ Guthrum sex/puke/corn story!!!!

- I understand why the service does that to the men in training and it makes total sense. That said, fuck that.

 

[Guthrum]

You're supposed to die when that happens. I guess someone told me a lie.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I just sneezed over a dozen times in a row.

Dude, that's 3/4 of an orgasm!

 

[Guthrum]

Haha, sneezing is kind of like throwing up. You know it's going to happen and you don't want it to, but you feel great afterwards.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I love it. Each sneeze is 1/16th of an O.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I wonder what it would be like to climax and sneeze at the same time. I'm guessing your head would spontaneously combust, or it would be the end of the world as we know it.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Either way, you know it's gonna come back and bite you in the ass.

 

[Guthrum]

Except that you don't get pissed off if you feel a puke coming and it goes away.

Very true.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I wonder what it would be like to climax and sneeze at the same time. I'm guessing your head would spontaneously combust, or it would be the end of the world as we know it.

is that like farting and burping at the same time?

 

[Mormagil]

Haha, Shaq spends as much on his phone as I spend on rent.

 

[Krilons Resa]

is that like farting and burping at the same time?

Totally different, yet somehwat on the same wavelength. Not as close as sneezing and farting at the same time though.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Going to see these peoples tonight. Never heard of them til now. Apparently they have a song on Guitar Hero II? *shrug*
http://www.myspace.com/thesword

 

[Krilons Resa]

They fucking SUUUUUCCCCKKK.

 

[Chromatose]

I've always assumed they sound like Wolfmother

 

[Guthrum]

I've been hiccuping and burping simultaneously for the past 6+ months and can't stop. My dad does it a lot and it's been passed on.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I've always assumed they sound like Wolfmother

Well judging from their Myspace page, they're not quite as bad as Wolfmother. But still, typical stoner/sludge that doesn't interest me. I'm hot & ready to go anyway!

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm hot & ready to go anyway!

Chromie, get on that shit.