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[dorian gray]

Last spider to get in just laid down and died in the middle of the floor.

5 stars.
I've heard BW problems are big in the West. We placed sticky mouse traps out in our new house along baseboards to catch any BR but we havent seen a single one. You might try that - they're only $5 a pack.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Just got back from the Doctor's office. Found out I have a virus, some bacteria, and pneumonia. I rule at diseases.

 

[Ellestin]

Just got back from the Doctor's office. Found out I have a virus, some bacteria, and pneumonia. I rule at diseases.

sounds metal enough to me. Drink some beer and keep warm with fuzz-ridden doom metal

 

[dorian gray]

You're not metal until you have typhus

 

[~Neurotica]

Just got back from the Doctor's office. Found out I have a virus, some bacteria, and pneumonia. I rule at diseases.

I think I'm not an atheist anymore.

 

[lurch70]

 

[Ars Magna]

You're not metal until you have typhus

My oldest son had Impetigo when he was 3. I called all of my metal friends bragging about it. My wife was not amused.

 

[EricT]

Bout to leave for AC and Philly till next tuesday... Not looking forward to the humidity, but hopefully I'll see a good few racks of titties on the boardwalk and Brigantine beach deserving of mass worship. It's summertime, I expect this.

And cheesesteaks.

And wawa.

 

[Ellestin]

 

[dorian gray]

Got pulled over today for turning left on a no-left-turn sign. Didn't see it. Was too busy listening to FNM's "Small Victory" as loud as humanly tolerable. Then I immediately made a right turn on red without coming to a complete stop as I watched the officer cutting through a gas station to get me.
Got off with a mild warning of "watch those lefts". I figure it was the good ol boy network coming to the rescue - I have a Tractor Supply Company tool box on my pick-up. It sure wasn't the turban I was wearing.

 

[E-bortion]

Impetigo seems pretty happy to me and Typhus would be fitting of a stoner rock band. Hooray rashes. I'm hungover.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Any one ever have grey poop before?

 

[Ellestin]

Any one ever have grey poop before?

pics plz

(answer no: I've had regular brown, dark brown, yellowish, greenish, reddish...)

 

[Ars Magna]

Any one ever have grey poop before?

My girlfriend and I were in Mexico many moons ago (on a trip I won ) and we both had purple-tinted shit for a day. It was one of the weirdest things I'd ever seen.

 

[~Neurotica]

Does purple shit has something to do with blue balls?

 

[rms]

Any one ever have grey poop before?

honestly once I think I had greyish green poo

 

[Krilons Resa]

ive had the Incredible Hulk Shits on more than one occasion.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Ever dropped a turd so impressive you didn't want to flush?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Who hasn't?

 

[Ars Magna]

This guy I went to school with would drop these massive, baseball-bat-sized logs all the time. He was legendary. A few years ago I learned that he stopped looking at his shit afterward. He used to get up, wipe, and admire. Now he sits while wiping and doesn't glance once. It's always sad to see an artist's work turn on them.