Got in to a bar altercation tonight with some dickwad. My buddies were outside smoking some frajos and I went outside to join them in some conversation. This one bloke who I never seen before approaches me in a froggy manner. I greeted him warmly as I took him as one of my friend's cop buddies. I'm then informed that he's not a friend of any member of my party and had just gotten belligerent with my chum moments prior. I take in the intel and chalk it down as a misunderstanding, no biggy. But then the fucker returns and puts his arm around me like we went to school together. The switch turns in my head (I'm suffering from severe anger issues as of late) and I shot put this fucker a good 10 feet on his ass. The bouncer immediately intervenes, I say a couple choice comments to the cunt, and apologize to the bouncer for the small scene as I return to my Guiness.
First Saturday I had off in 5 months. Twas a good time all around.