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[EricT]

Flash forward to 2023.

Heath Campbell: "How did school go today my boy?"
Adolf Hitler Campbell: "Not too well pop, I couldn't score a date to the prom.
Heath Campbell: "I don't understand it son, you're a good looking kid"
Adolf Hitler Campbell: "Perhaps it's because you named Adolf fucking Hitler!!!"

Imagine the kid's grades when he has history with Mr. Finklestien...

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Campbell said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

"I'm just hoping that with his name, they'll naturally keep their distance."

 

[E-bortion]

http://clamocracy.com/?ref=32317

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I hate canvassing calls from the phone company:

*initial silence: Bad sign, you know it's gotta be from a call centre*
Unidentified Speaker: "Hello, how are you today?"
Me: (think: uhh who the hell?) "uhhh..."
Unidentifed Speaker: "I'm calling from telus is this mr. (pronounces my name wrong)?
Me: "uhhh I think you have a wrong number"
Unidentified speaker now TELUS Employee: "how do I have a wrong number?"
Me: (think: crap) "ah, yeah... I realize that that probably wouldn't work since you work for TELUS"
TELUS Employee: "what wouldn't work?"
Me: (what the fuck?!?) "uhhhh...."
*hangup before he asks more questions*



WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!??@!

 

[Draconian]

I recommend this:

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I hate canvassing calls from the phone company:

*initial silence: Bad sign, you know it's gotta be from a call centre*
Unidentified Speaker: "Hello, how are you today?"
Me: (think: uhh who the hell?) "uhhh..."
Unidentifed Speaker: "I'm calling from telus is this mr. (pronounces my name wrong)?
Me: "uhhh I think you have a wrong number"
Unidentified speaker now TELUS Employee: "how do I have a wrong number?"
Me: (think: crap) "ah, yeah... I realize that that probably wouldn't work since you work for TELUS"
TELUS Employee: "what wouldn't work?"
Me: (what the fuck?!?) "uhhhh...."
*hangup before he asks more questions*



WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!??@!

Solution:

"hi, this is numb nuts from telus"
"is anything wrong?"
"no"
*hangup*

 

[Ellestin]

Unidentifed Speaker: "I'm calling from telus is this mr. (pronounces my name wrong)?

How can you pronounce Moose wrong?

 

[dorian gray]

haha

 

[Mormagil]

I think DMDS finally clicked with me.

 

[Hell Mike]

I think DMDS finally clicked with me.

Congratulations for having one of the best moments of your life (If best is the appropriate word)

 

[Mormagil]

I feel like the guy in 1984 when he finally loved Big Brother, but in a good way.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I cant wait for christmas to be over

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I can't wait for you to GTFOORC

 

[Guthrum]

There's no reason why his name has to be as long as it is, to where it breaks the uniform line running down the page. THAT DOESN'T FLY WITH MY O.C.D., NIGGA.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oops

 

[Ellestin]

I swear I saw a guy in the subway yesterday who was a 1:1 replica of Krigloch. Minus the facial hair.

 

[lurch70]

in France?

 

[dorian gray]

He is an enigma

 

[Ellestin]

in France?

not really, in Paris fyi

 

[lurch70]

cool ... I thought the subway was only in NYC