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[Krigloch the Furious]

awesome. did you get the chicken, bacon, ranch?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Today I'm reading the Greek New Testament. I've started at the Gospel of Mark and since I'm not looking up every word I'm missing some parts, but what I'm getting is that some guy named Jesus got dunked in a river, heard a voice, and then decided to pursue a career with a couple of fishermen as a professional exorcist.

Seems totally logical to me.

 

[dorian gray]

Of course, the *entire* story is fictional. Not that you don't already know this, having been the presiding PhD during the research, but there are only three historical references to a man named Jesus, all are dubious and none describe any supernatural attributes. The man that half the world worships simply never even existed.

Ha! Stupid Christians

 

[dorian gray]

awesome. did you get the chicken, bacon, ranch?

Ha! I used to get this very thing all the time.

 

[Ellestin]

I've started at the Gospel of Mark

Negro spirituals yay.

Merry Christmas all...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I've given up by now, turns out exorcism is really boring.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ⲙⲛ͞ⲧⲣⲉϥⲗⲟ ⲛ͞ϭⲓ ⲡⲉⲧϣⲓⲛⲉ ⲉϥϣⲓⲛⲉ ϣⲁⲛⲧⲉϥϭⲓⲛⲉ• ⲁⲩⲱ ϩⲟⲧⲁⲛ ⲉϥϣⲁⲛϭⲓⲛⲉ ϥⲛⲁϣⲧⲣ͞ⲧⲣ͞• ⲁⲩⲱ ⲉϥϣⲁⲛϣⲧⲟⲣⲧⲣ͞ ϥⲛⲁⲣ͞ϣⲡⲏⲣⲉ• ⲁⲩⲱ ϥⲛⲁⲣ͞ⲣ͞ⲣⲟ ⲉϫ͞ⲙ ⲡⲧⲏⲣϥ.

Let he who seeks not cease seeking until he finds, and when he finds he will become disturbed, and when he becomes disturbed he will be become amazed, and he will become master of all.

 

[dorian gray]

I just found an Opeth video and a Megadeth video on Comcast On Demand. Primus's Sathington Waltz was on there too but it was pretty bad and cut short for some reason. Anyway, there must be someone cool on the committee that decides what videos are on On Demand.

Confession: I also watched Britney Spears's "Stronger" because that song is awesome and she was really hot back in those days.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Oh yeah? well Britney Spears has sex with MEN!

 

[dorian gray]

That's bullshit.
I'm going to google that right now just to make sure.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

let us know how that goes for you.

 

[dorian gray]

Working on it.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and?

 

[dorian gray]

*shrugs*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

YOU FAIL DORIAN GRAY!

 

[dorian gray]

shit

 

[MajestikMøøse]

really now.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

YOU FAIL DORIAN GRAY!

Blues Traveler

qed

 

[dorian gray]

qed?

 

[Tranquillian]

Quid erod demonstrandum iirc.

Edit: Actually it should be "Quod erat demonstrandum".

Basically, "that which was to be demonstrated"