excuse me sir but i think you will find, while perusing this list of funeral doom, ahem, qualifications, that i am most suited to judge the pertinent recording by its, shall we say, funeral doom-esque qualities as relating to other bands of this particular genre, for example, including but not limited to,metal-archives said:Skepticism's "Aes", a single track, 27 minute EP bored me numb. If a song is this long, it had better be either interesting, progressively moving, or immersively atmospheric. I've found this track to be none of those.
Don't mistake me for a newcomer in this genre. True, I don't own countless demo tapes of obscure, unknown bands and projects of funeral doom. But I do own most of the essentials, with many other releases I have found along the way. "Aes" isn't an essential by any means; it only occasionally actually captured my interest and rarely kept my attention. Once again, I'd like to expand upon my qualifications in this area; I enjoy Ahab, Wormphlegm, Tyranny, Thergothon, Mournful Congregation, and, not funeral doom, but incredibly slow nonetheless, Sunn O))).
Today is the twenty year anniversary of me losing my virginity, on the day. Imagine that.![]()
I'm 33...
@Herr Mike: To be honest, I can't even remember the girl's name. :
EDIT: Thinking about it now, though, I do however remember the feelings of inadequacy and humiliation at the discovery that I wasn't the Casanova I had imagined myself to be. Also, the strange wondering if the condom was supposed to be that loose-fitting. haha yeah, I definitely wouldn't contact this lady even if I did remember who she was.
I'm 33...
@Herr Mike: To be honest, I can't even remember the girl's name. :
EDIT: Thinking about it now, though, I do however remember the feelings of inadequacy and humiliation at the discovery that I wasn't the Casanova I had imagined myself to be.
With some luck you'll fill out the condom too, eh?I don't think I'd ever even seen a condom before that shameful night. You make a good case, though! If my meet some old acquaintances tonight, I'll definitely make some enquires...
Anyways, I'm going out to drink myself stupid tonight as well (some things never change...), so hopefully history will repeat itself! Minus the... ehhr... shame and stuff... hopefully...
EDIT: Thinking about it now, though, I do however remember the feelings of inadequacy and humiliation at the discovery that I wasn't the Casanova I had imagined myself to be. Also, the strange wondering if the condom was supposed to be that loose-fitting. haha yeah, I definitely wouldn't contact this lady even if I did remember who she was.
I went as limp as a wet noodle, attempted for several minutes to rouse my hooded klansmen to rise to the occasion, and ended up in a pity cuddle, where we awoke at dawn.![]()