god damnit, my band got 4th place in battle of the bands last night because we called one of the judges (who has no legs) a sea turtle a few months back...
we were well within reason, the guy was our sound guy at Park Rock Fest and not only did he suck at sound, he was a prick. oh and one of the reason he sucked so bad at sound was because the mixer was too high so he was using a fucking stick to mix everything, WTF.
okay, but you probably should have insulted him in a way relevant to his mixing capabilities rather than his being crippled, such as "tone-deaf moron" or "deaf asshole."
