The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Ross]

or rape the girls

 

[Vimana]

Or rape the boyfriends.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Kill the boyfriends, and then rape the girls with the boyfriends' corpses. Then kill the girls as well and rape all the corpses at once while drinking their blood.

 

[Vimana]

And pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Achtland]

Girls who have boyfriends telling me I'm the greatest guy ever.

I don't have a boyfriend.

 

[Einherjar86]

Joe will still probably rape you.

 

[Ross]

joe will rape anyone/thing tbh

 

[False Joe]

Tru dat.

Single or together.
Hell if they're together I'll kill the guy and wear his skin as a suit.

 

[tagradh]

That's pretty caring of you. She'll just think its him. : )

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hey, girls don't call him the greatest guy ever for nothing.

 

[Vimana]

Yeah, they like free McDonalds.

 

[False Joe]

Yeah, they like free McDonalds.

Haha.
Fuck off buying things for chicks in the hope you may possibly get sex at some point, with the nagging feeling you never will.

We call these people tools.

 

[Vimana]

I always have small amounts of cash on me. And I let girls know I'm not gonna spend it on them. It drives away all the pocket leeches and leaves the ones worth hanging out with.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

and you still haven't gotten any

 

[Achtland]

Haha.
Fuck off buying things for chicks in the hope you may possibly get sex at some point, with the nagging feeling you never will.

We call these people tools.

Haha tools! Know one.

 

[False Joe]

Haha tools! Know one.

Me too.
He's the main reason a couple of girls I know walked up to me and my mates and were like "We haven't payed for a drink all night and we're fucking wasted"

 

[zabu of nΩd]

It would be ironic if the girls ended up fucking some other guy that night, whom they would not have otherwise fucked if the tool hadn't gotten them drunk in the first place.

 

[False Joe]

It would be ironic if the girls ended up fucking some other guy that night, whom they would not have otherwise fucked if the tool hadn't gotten them drunk in the first place.

Almost happened with my mate

Luckily in my drunken "if i'm not getting some fuck off is anyone else" self loathing state I cock-blocked him to fuck.

 

[Belligerent]

Me too.
He's the main reason a couple of girls I know walked up to me and my mates and were like "We haven't payed for a drink all night and we're fucking wasted"

I hate mooching bar bitches. The ones that drink beer? Fine. But the ones that drink the twat drinks like "Cosmo's" or whateverthefuck that cost $9.50 a piece.

 

[The Ozzman]

I hate mooching bar bitches. The ones that drink beer? Fine. But the ones that drink the twat drinks like "Cosmo's" or whateverthefuck that cost $9.50 a piece.

Or you could:

a) not go to bars that charge 9.50 for a Cosmopolitan
b) Have them make it with well liquor
c) both a and b