The Whining and Bitching Thread

[SentinelSlain]

I have her contact details.

I just don't know if I dare, she's already said no to dating me twice in my life.

 

[Vimana]

Third time's the charm.

 

[The Ozzman]

CRAIGSLIST IT!

Missed Connections FTW

 

[cookiecutter]

Always some gems in there

 

[waif]

Guess what? No more. No more refering to her as 'tall Emma' (as our friend in common is also called Emma) - she's fat Emma now. No humouring her faux Goth imagery, it's pathetic scene cries for attention. No pretending that her musicial tastes are anything less then alternative pop. And no more words, from now on she's just going to get grunts and dismissive hand gestures.

She's going to ask why you're being so mean to her. I guarantee it.

 

[Andromidius]

Or she's going to fall in love with me and try to suck my cock. Because being an asshole apperently turns her on.

 

[genocide roach]

i hate spring, with its pollen and sunshine... my eyes are on fire, and im sure i'll get a sunburn any day now...
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I feel sorry for anyone allergic to pollen. Spring is without question the greatest season of the year.

 

[The Ozzman]

I feel sorry for anyone allergic to pollen. Spring is without question the greatest season of the year.

You mean Autumn

 

[False Joe]

You mean Autumn

He better.

It's got slightly less warmth than summer, and ace colours.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I thought Americans called Autumn fall?

 

[genocide roach]

either is fine

i like fall better, followed by winter

what can i say, i like dead and dying things
~gR~

 

[SentinelSlain]

emo

 

[genocide roach]

no. grim and frostbitten
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You mean Autumn

No, I mean you're a fag.

He better.

It's got slightly less warmth than summer, and ace colours.

By "slightly less warmth" you mean bitter fucking cold for most of the season (at least where I live), and the "ace colours" last for approximately two weeks. So I actually did mean Spring.

 

[Vimana]

Spring is win. But fuck temperate climate in general.

 

[Andromidius]

Spring is just uncomfortable. Summer is the hellish season where I can barely breath and refuse to go outside because I'll instantly cook. Fuck that, roll on Autumn again.

 

[Vimana]

Hong Kong summer is so fucking brutal, it's almost like being a Jew in. Their fall is fucking win, it's humid, and not too hot.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^ You should've kept the hair dryer analogy, it was funnier.

Spring is win. But fuck temperate climate in general.

You may be on to something there.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Summer is the best.