The Whining and Bitching Thread

Britain is important?

Well it depends. Is Greece? Is India? Is Rome? Is Egypt?
Are any of those more powerful that Britain now? Is that even relevant?

Id depends what you're talking about, but I know you're baiting a response so I decided I'd give you one you can't really count as a victory.
 
Well I wish the British Empire had never existed and European colonialism hadn't happened then I wouldn't have to have this conversation.

LULZ.
 
I think you'll find it's you that's pwnd by that comment. If none of that shit happened and it wasn't really important compared to America then.... o wait that doesn't work.

Idiot.
 
American English is better because "cop" is way more imposing than "bobby," "lorry" sounds like a gay boat, and no one would ever want to eat something called "spotted dick."
 
I think spotted dick is a hilarious name for a meal. Anyway Bobby isn't in very common usage in the part of England I live in so whatever. Copper is more common.

Lorry never applies to a pick up, only what you might call a semi, so it's easier to tell what someone means.

Estate car or even better shooting brake sound better than station wagon which, hilariously, sounds even more old fashioned and less to do with something with an internal combustion engine.

1 sock, 2 socks. Sox? WAT

anyway fuck this shit I can't be bothered with this any more.
 
American English is better because "cop" is way more imposing than "bobby," "lorry" sounds like a gay boat, and no one would ever want to eat something called "spotted dick."

No, you all just eat burgers instead and turn into fat fucks. You can't play football without picking the damn thing up, you don't know how to use the letter 'u', you use random 'z's when it should be 's', you name half your fucking cities after english ones with 'New' on the front, and you're all fucking paranoid whether you're in your own country or abroad.

Shall I continue with the insulting prejudiced remarks, or shall we both assume you're a fucking idiot? I've never called a policeman a bobby, and no-ones eaten Spotted Dick for fifty fucking years. Pull your head out of your ass, this isn't fucking WWII any more (in which, I might add, you might have been more timely in your participation)