The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

itt JAGE gets upset over how text is presented on a screen

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Nobody worth talking to actually, seriously thinks American English is better. Anyway I'm basically anti-American and I think it's time I made that clearer.

Good job no one really cares if some cowboys think they're pretentious. Also why should I care if another language is somehow better, in you rather convoluted analysis that seems to both seek to find the easiest to learn and the most complex at the same time?

Whatever you say about ancient languages and so on, the real thing behind it is that in seeking for acceptance within a group, you've jumped on the 'hey I'm not completely white, uh ages ago loads of shit happened so let's just be dickheads over it' bandwagon like every other cunt.

Quoting these just in case he decides to delete them

My comment was entirely un-serious, btw. Glad to see you getting so huffy over it.

 

[Vimana]

Dude, I like the COLOR of your TIRE, I found it in a nice PROGRAM last FALL.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dude, I like the COLOR of your TIRE, I found it in a nice PROGRAM last FALL.

I also like to ANALYZE what you REALIZED was wrong with your FAVORITE book

 

[SentinelSlain]

I hardly take offence to Americans using US English. I just take offence to the notion that Britain should be even more Americanised because some pretentious faggots took a brief estimation of history and decided their own culture isn't important.

 

[The Ozzman]

Britain is important?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

A hilarious campus announcement was issued last night from the university president of SUNY Oswego.

I thought it was pretty stupid that she had such a severe over-reaction, so I typed up a comically self-righteous reply. I'm not going to send it back to her, but I may submit it to the campus news paper for shits and giggles.

Suggestions?

You mean "incite", not "insight".

 

[SentinelSlain]

Britain is important?

Well it depends. Is Greece? Is India? Is Rome? Is Egypt?
Are any of those more powerful that Britain now? Is that even relevant?

Id depends what you're talking about, but I know you're baiting a response so I decided I'd give you one you can't really count as a victory.

 

[The Ozzman]

Britain was powerful?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Well I wish the British Empire had never existed and European colonialism hadn't happened then I wouldn't have to have this conversation.

LULZ.

 

[The Ozzman]

Lick the tip

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think you'll find it's you that's pwnd by that comment. If none of that shit happened and it wasn't really important compared to America then.... o wait that doesn't work.

Idiot.

 

[The Ozzman]

itt Jage doesn't realize I was being sarcastic

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

You mean "incite", not "insight".

Thank you for catching this.

 

[arg]

nooses are metal!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Actually they're plant fibers.

 

[waif]

American English is better because "cop" is way more imposing than "bobby," "lorry" sounds like a gay boat, and no one would ever want to eat something called "spotted dick."

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think spotted dick is a hilarious name for a meal. Anyway Bobby isn't in very common usage in the part of England I live in so whatever. Copper is more common.

Lorry never applies to a pick up, only what you might call a semi, so it's easier to tell what someone means.

Estate car or even better shooting brake sound better than station wagon which, hilariously, sounds even more old fashioned and less to do with something with an internal combustion engine.

1 sock, 2 socks. Sox? WAT

anyway fuck this shit I can't be bothered with this any more.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Copper is a fucking element.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm getting sick of people on Facebook taking quizzes. It has seriously infested my news feed