The Whining and Bitching Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Copper is a fucking element.

The word "cop" comes from the exact same thing, dude

 

[False Joe]

Copper is a fucking element.

Aloominum is not however

 

[The Ozzman]

Neither is Aluminium

 

[False Joe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium ?

 

[FenriR]

American English is better because "cop" is way more imposing than "bobby," "lorry" sounds like a gay boat, and no one would ever want to eat something called "spotted dick."

No, you all just eat burgers instead and turn into fat fucks. You can't play football without picking the damn thing up, you don't know how to use the letter 'u', you use random 'z's when it should be 's', you name half your fucking cities after english ones with 'New' on the front, and you're all fucking paranoid whether you're in your own country or abroad.

Shall I continue with the insulting prejudiced remarks, or shall we both assume you're a fucking idiot? I've never called a policeman a bobby, and no-ones eaten Spotted Dick for fifty fucking years. Pull your head out of your ass, this isn't fucking WWII any more (in which, I might add, you might have been more timely in your participation)

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I think you need to calm down, sir.

 

[Vimana]

I think you need to sir, calm down.

 

[False Joe]

I need to think you down, calm sir.

 

[mutantllama]

Sir, calm down I need think

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Man, we've got some touchy Brits itt

 

[Vimana]

Like this one?

 

[cookiecutter]

Blimey guvna! What's all this then?

 

[False Joe]

I just want a tuppence for me supper sir, kidney beans and spam.

 

[FenriR]

We should never have given you lot independence. It went to your heads and now you're all a bunch of cocky idiots who violate every aspect of any culture you come across... and then insist you're right to do so.

Of course, that's a bit generic. But the idiots are always the ones who are in your face and make you want to smash their thick fucking skulls in.

 

[youdontknowme]

pissing off Brits is like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[False Joe]

I never got that saying.

If you've got the fish in a barrel, why do you need to shoot them? Surely they'd just die from no water. And if they're in water, poke a small hole in said barrel, and let the water drain out.

 

[Vimana]

Maybe the point of the saying is that fish don't have room to move inside of a barrel making them easy to hit?

 

[Omni]

you name half your fucking cities after english ones with 'New' on the front

Actually, you guys named our cities that way back when we were still British colonies. Learn some history or something.

We should never have given you lot independence.

There's nothing you could do about it back then, and nothing you can do about it now. Get over it.

 

[Zephyrus]

It went to your heads and now you're all a bunch of cocky idiots who violate every aspect of any culture you come across... and then insist you're right to do so.

And the British Empire did no such thing of course....

 

[SentinelSlain]

We burnt Washington down to the ground woman.