The Whining and Bitching Thread

[False Joe]

I need to think you down, calm sir.

 

[mutantllama]

Sir, calm down I need think

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Man, we've got some touchy Brits itt

 

[Vimana]

Like this one?

 

[cookiecutter]

Blimey guvna! What's all this then?

 

[False Joe]

I just want a tuppence for me supper sir, kidney beans and spam.

 

[FenriR]

We should never have given you lot independence. It went to your heads and now you're all a bunch of cocky idiots who violate every aspect of any culture you come across... and then insist you're right to do so.

Of course, that's a bit generic. But the idiots are always the ones who are in your face and make you want to smash their thick fucking skulls in.

 

[youdontknowme]

pissing off Brits is like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[False Joe]

I never got that saying.

If you've got the fish in a barrel, why do you need to shoot them? Surely they'd just die from no water. And if they're in water, poke a small hole in said barrel, and let the water drain out.

 

[Vimana]

Maybe the point of the saying is that fish don't have room to move inside of a barrel making them easy to hit?

 

[Omni]

you name half your fucking cities after english ones with 'New' on the front

Actually, you guys named our cities that way back when we were still British colonies. Learn some history or something.

We should never have given you lot independence.

There's nothing you could do about it back then, and nothing you can do about it now. Get over it.

 

[Zephyrus]

It went to your heads and now you're all a bunch of cocky idiots who violate every aspect of any culture you come across... and then insist you're right to do so.

And the British Empire did no such thing of course....

 

[SentinelSlain]

We burnt Washington down to the ground woman.

 

[False Joe]

Actually, you guys named our cities that way back when we were still British colonies. Learn some history or something.

I think he main point is you made no attempt to further stamp your independance by changing the place names.

Maybe the point of the saying is that fish don't have room to move inside of a barrel making them easy to hit?

Well I get that bit.
But I just don't get why you'd shoot them in the first place. Metaphors suck sometimes.

 

[Omni]

I think he main point is you made no attempt to further stamp your independance by changing the place names.

His post sounds a lot more like he was trying to act like we robbed from British culture and history or something, since it's in line with everything else he said in that post.

 

[MURAI]

No need to cry sailor moon! Tuxedo mask is on his way


:Spam: :Spam: :Spam:

 

[seedofvengeance]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Yeah! America! Fuck yeah! Football! Apple Pie! Steroids! We whooped you Brits 250 years ago, and and again 50 years later... take that fuckers!

And soccer sucks! Man up and hit someone instead of pussing out and faking injuries when you're tapped! And no one wants to watch 47 straight 1-0 scores!

 

[Savern]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Yeah! America! Fuck yeah! Football! Apple Pie! Steroids! We whooped you Brits 250 years ago, and and again 50 years later... take that fuckers!

And soccer sucks! Man up and hit someone instead of pussing out and faking injuries when you're tapped! And no one wants to watch 47 straight 1-0 scores!

Yeah cos Football(soccer) isn't the biggest sport in the world...

Millions and millions of people absolutely HATE those 1-0 scores, no idea why they keep watching...

 

[mutantllama]

We have a town called Sweden in Maine. Also a Norway.

 

[Ross]

I get so pissed off wehn my American friends use the same comeback all the time in "Well we beat your ass in the war". I never understood that because it was basically the british fighting the british.