The Whining and Bitching Thread

[youdontknowme]

Then my mom's doing it very wrong, she piss tests me and I don't even do drugs, yet she doesn't piss test my sister who's ODed and been caught smoking weed quite a few times.

sounds like a case of sexism.

 

[CF87]

Lucky your mom hasn't been shit-testing you, you'd spray a nice browney graffiti on her dumb gezicht.

his mom sperm-tests me

 

[Dak]

Too bad you haven't passed that test either.

 

[Vimana]

Fucking cunt. She shouldn't fucking lie the whole fucking time about shit, she should've broken it off fucking earlier. In fact, I shouldn't have fucking started it. I'm gonna call her and rip her a new one for lying about all this shit for no fucking reason. Maybe she just wanted my fingers in her pussy and couldn't handle the personality aspect of me.

 

[mutantllama]

The fuck you on about?

 

[Vimana]

My recently ex girlfriend.

 

[mutantllama]

For a second I thought you were talking about your mom.

 

[Vimana]

You're sick doody boy.

 

[divine_torture]

Mmmm...Incestual Anal sex.

 

[Belligerent]

For a second I thought you were talking about your mom.

same here

 

[False Joe]

same here

srsly.

mainly because his mom always wants my fingers in her pussy.

 

[Belligerent]

 

[Ross]

pussy is srs busnes

 

[CF87]

You're sick doody boy.

Doody Boys mom is one sick cunt.

 

[divine_torture]

pussy is srs busnes

No, bestiality is srs busnes sir.

 

[Belligerent]

So i thought i downloaded the pr0n i've been looking for and it ends up being just audio.

 

[Vimana]

Does your chick even satisfy you? You have such an extensive knowledge of chicks and pornstars that I wonder sometimes.

 

[Ross]

Use Pornhub, fuck downloading pr0n.

 

[The Ozzman]

His chick has a penis ldo

 

[Ross]

Then he should be double satisfied ldo.