The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Krow]

Then my mom's doing it very wrong, she piss tests me and I don't even do drugs

Fuck that. The day my mom ever tried that would be the day I piss all over the bathroom floor and walk out.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Yeah, seriously.

 

[divine_torture]

Sometimes I think it might have been better if my mom did piss test me... I nearly died multiple times from drug usage. Luckily I kicked all that.

 

[The Ozzman]

itt overprotective parents

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Nah, my mom is just a dramatic dumb ass who wants to think my sister is perfect so everything gets put on me.

 

[Ross]

I just had diarrhea

 

[Onder]

Lucky your mom hasn't been shit-testing you, you'd spray a nice browney graffiti on her dumb gezicht.

 

[Meh]

Fuck that. The day my mom ever tried that would be the day I piss all over the bathroom floor and walk out.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I live in Switzerland now, at least according to the UN, and they should know right?
http://www.unep.org/cn_net_map/map/world_map.swf

 

[The Ozzman]

I live in Switzerland now, at least according to the UN, and they should know right?
http://www.unep.org/cn_net_map/map/world_map.swf

 

[Blind Guardian]

I mean I know we're not a significant country or anything, but they got Norgay and Denmark right so I feel offended.

 

[youdontknowme]

Then my mom's doing it very wrong, she piss tests me and I don't even do drugs, yet she doesn't piss test my sister who's ODed and been caught smoking weed quite a few times.

sounds like a case of sexism.

 

[CF87]

Lucky your mom hasn't been shit-testing you, you'd spray a nice browney graffiti on her dumb gezicht.

his mom sperm-tests me

 

[Dak]

Too bad you haven't passed that test either.

 

[Vimana]

Fucking cunt. She shouldn't fucking lie the whole fucking time about shit, she should've broken it off fucking earlier. In fact, I shouldn't have fucking started it. I'm gonna call her and rip her a new one for lying about all this shit for no fucking reason. Maybe she just wanted my fingers in her pussy and couldn't handle the personality aspect of me.

 

[mutantllama]

The fuck you on about?

 

[Vimana]

My recently ex girlfriend.

 

[mutantllama]

For a second I thought you were talking about your mom.

 

[Vimana]

You're sick doody boy.

 

[divine_torture]

Mmmm...Incestual Anal sex.