The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Belligerent]

For a second I thought you were talking about your mom.

same here

 

[False Joe]

same here

srsly.

mainly because his mom always wants my fingers in her pussy.

 

[Belligerent]

 

[Ross]

pussy is srs busnes

 

[CF87]

You're sick doody boy.

Doody Boys mom is one sick cunt.

 

[divine_torture]

pussy is srs busnes

No, bestiality is srs busnes sir.

 

[Belligerent]

So i thought i downloaded the pr0n i've been looking for and it ends up being just audio.

 

[Vimana]

Does your chick even satisfy you? You have such an extensive knowledge of chicks and pornstars that I wonder sometimes.

 

[Ross]

Use Pornhub, fuck downloading pr0n.

 

[The Ozzman]

His chick has a penis ldo

 

[Ross]

Then he should be double satisfied ldo.

 

[Belligerent]

Does your chick even satisfy you? You have such an extensive knowledge of chicks and pornstars that I wonder sometimes.

Yeah but i'm an old perv

Use Pornhub, fuck downloading pr0n.

pornhub is pretty spectacular

His chick has a penis ldo

um no

 

[Vimana]

K.

 

[arg]

Yeah but i'm an old perv

pornhub is pretty spectacular




um no

search "blonde fuckslut" it's fantastic

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Hilarious story that my friend just told me on AIM.

I've only had one partner that ever discussed anything with anyone and it's kind of funny but he had to discuss it with my mother of all people.......we'd been drinking & this was during the short period of time that I'd smoked pot too.......this guy and I ended up having sex and the next thing I know I wake up in the hospital!

Apparently just after we had sex I'd passed out (and he apparently was really proud of himself thinking he wore me out)....well the alcohol and the pot together had caused me to pass out & a few minutes after I started having a seizure----the only one he knew to call was my mother

The poor guy thought that he caused my seizure by having sex with me and spilled everything to my mother.......and needless to say he was scared to death to ever have sex with me again

I'll never forget being in the hospital bed and looking up at him & he was even more pale then me---Of course my mother had to tell the Dr's and they were in stitches and the whole damn town knew about my night

 

[divine_torture]

He shoulda humped her during the seizure. Some good motion...

But seriously, why didn't he just call 911 first?

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

It's my understanding that they were in her house.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Last night at SRF I waited for two hours in line to get an LP signed by Dio and Vinnie Appice, after those two hours a guy comes and tells us the signing is probably going to be cancelled because the band is late to the festival, but that there's still a possibility that there'll be a signing. So we wait for two more hours when they at last show up. We're amazed and all go "YEAH WE'RE GONNA MEET DIO!". They start to let people in a couple at the time, and when the 30 people or so that are in front of me have all gotten theirs and it's my time to walk in, the guards close the door and say that there's not time for more. So I stood in a fucking line freezing my ass off for 4 hours for nothing.
Oh, and I accidentally left my tent open on friday night when it rained like hell

 

[Vilden]

That sucks. :| last time I went I got all my beer and whisky stolen the first night when we were sleeping in our tent and the booze were there too and it was closed. That's kinda unsettling.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Yeah, most people are nice there but there's still some assholes around, we got most of our chairs stolen too.