The Whining and Bitching Thread

[waif]

Long emo rant

Suicide is the only answer.

Devildriver is better than some of the shit Greys listens to (Lacuna Coil, for example)

The Greys listens to Lacuna Coil?
Wow. That really puts those drunken rants about how he can't get laid into perspective.

 

[mutantllama]

Gay, my order wasn't right for the computer I ordered.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

On Monday night I went to my friend's house, but I ended up staying so late that I was too tired to drive home. She offered to let me stay at her house, which is what I was hoping anyway, because I'm sort of interested in her. I looked for a spot on her floor, but she said I could just pick a spot in her bed, which was awesome. I didn't want to be rude though, but she said it was fine because she always stays up late and probably wouldn't be going to bed until after I was awake. Anyway, I woke up around 7:30 when I tried to roll over but couldn't because she was pressed up against me too closely

Anyway, I'm posting in the whining and bitching thread because she just left for Albany and won't be back for over a week and my summer class will probably be finished by the time she gets back. Now I may not get to sleep with her again

 

[Ross]

tl;dr

 

[Zephyrus]

Cliffs: typical almost-got-laid-but-won't story.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Dear whining and bitching thread,

My dick is not wet.

~ BlackMetalWhiteGuy

 

[Dak]

Why can't shit just work like it's supposed to??

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Cause it's broke

 

[The Ozzman]

Cause it's broken

FYP

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Because it's broken

FYP

FYP

Way to fail at being a spelling/grammar nazi.

 

[The Ozzman]

'Cause didn't bother me as much as using 'broke'

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I bet it still bothered you more than having my dick in your mouth.

 

[The Ozzman]

That wasn't my mouth

 

[Vimana]

THEN WHERE WAS DICK?

 

[Dak]

That wasn't my mouth

Where written english fails. Should this be read:

That wasn't my mouth.

or

That wasn't my mouth.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Or he could be saying it was another orifice.

 

[The Ozzman]

or someone else's mouth

 

[divine_torture]

Or he could be saying it was another orifice.

Hence the emphasis put on 'mouth'...

 

[divine_torture]

or someone else's mouth

Hence the emphasis on 'my'.

 

[Dak]

Thank you dt for explaining my post, or I might have needed to epic facepalm over V5 & Ozz.