The Whining and Bitching Thread

[False Joe]

No wonder there's a fucking huge population in china.

You lot are popping them out all the time.

 

[King Richard]

I do actually but I will not discuss such matters on here

Why? We know everything else about you.

 

[JontRevolting]

No wonder there's a fucking huge population in china.

You lot are popping them out all the time.

You mean pooping them out.

 

[Vitor]

Well, today was a terrible day to my family, cuz i was working when i receive a call from my brother telling me that somebody called to my mother telling her that i was kidnapped. She called to my brother, who doesn't live with us, and to my father, and they called me back to confirm the whole story. I didn't understand why she didn't call me first, but in the end everything was fine. The sad part is that's a commom crime here in brazil, by prisoners from the jail. They call to any number, pretends be you crying and asking for money and jewels while another motherfucker says that will kill ''me'' if my mother doesn't get money for the rescue. It's a horrible crime, and we cannot do anthing, just pray.

God i'd love to live in Finland.

 

[Onder]

I FUCKING HATE when websites have music so I'm listening to something beautiful like Shostakovich or the new Satanic Warmaster and I'd really like to pay attention to it and then DUN DUNNNND UDUUNDUND HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

 

[Dak]

The first Onder post I have ever been amused at.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I think that is a goddamned lie.

 

[damnromulans]

PENIS

 

[waif]

MINE

 

[Dak]

I think that is a goddamned lie.

It really isn't.

 

[mutantllama]

Damn cat won't come inside when I call her.

 

[Estellise Sidos Heurassein]

I don't have enough free time now. I want it to be summer again.

 

[sevag00]

I'm anxiously waiting for the summer to end. I can't stand this heat anymore.

 

[damnromulans]

Hear hear, sevag. It's probably 10 degrees cooler here than in Beirut (about 35 every day) but it's so humid that if I am outside for more than 2 hours I start getting the shakes and feeling sick no matter how much water I drink.

I left my phone at home today which is a minor annoyance, but in worse news school is back in session and I'm not really looking forward to scrubbing the halls and sorting garbage with lazy brats starting in half an hour. Would be tolerable if the hallways were climate controlled but obviously they are not. Cleaning time is an hour today vs. the usual 15 minutes.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Why did you choose a job where you work with kids when you apparently hate them?

 

[damnromulans]

I like teenagers. I just don't like them as much when I'm running around yelling at them to clean shit.

But even if I did hate kids (like M.P. does) I'd stick with it, my deal is pretty sweet considering my rent is the equivalent of $120/month

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Of course your rent is low, you live in a phone booth.

 

[Cythraul]

I think teenagers are one of the worst kinds of human beings on the planet.

 

[Dak]

Blame parents.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Blame the illuminati.