The Whining and Bitching Thread

I want to make my own DSBM album using samples of me screaming and crying because my tyradeds can sound really convincing
 
Fuck idk how you spell it.

No i'm not parodying Stephanie (if that was aimed at me) speaking of where is she???
 
Fuckin oath there's some fucken shocking drivers around here,I was nearly crashed into again by a fuckwit changing lanes without even looking.It was only three weeks ago that I had my last car written off by a stupid bitch looking at her fucking mobile phone,I swear the next person that crashes into my car through no fault of my own will be on a soup diet for a while.