This is exactly what I knew was going to happen when Guy and Andy mentioned that you took 5 courses with only one day in between. Wednesday is going to be the worst day of your life every week for a while. If you commit suicide, it will be on a Wednesday. Also, you will never make this type of schedule again and will not consider yourself to have "mad scheduling skillz" or whatever it was that you said. Not that I'm basking in the Schadenfreude or anything...
But seriously, I saw this coming a mile away. Expecting to do 5 college level assignments in a day on a weekly basis and not want to kill yourself is pretty naive. Hopefully it's not as bad for you as it seems to start out though.
And just to make it clear, I don't hate you or anything, I just got a chuckle out of the idea that you thought you did something smart with that schedule. Personally, I would recommend a four day schedule where you take 3 classes M/W and 2 classes T/Th. This was what I did basically my entire four years of college and it worked out great.