FUCKING HALLOWS EVE'S TALES OF TERROR VINYL CAME IN A PLASTIC SLEVE, AND PUTTING THAT SHIT BACK IN THE FUCKING PACKAGE CASE THING IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.
Whining and bitching for the day: Fuck postman didn't ring the doorbell. He just drops a fucking letter through saying "We tried to deliver you werent in". I hear that drop, go downstairs, see him legging it up my bloody driveway, and by the time I've got the door open he's driven off.
Pedos should be fucking killed...how old is this person Mort?...FUCK you make me sick to my stomach
The best way to deal with rockspiders is:
a) Insert broomhandle into anus and stir vigorously.
b)Insert pvc pipe into anus then insert barbed wire and remove pvc pipe.
A friend of mine said that at some drunken party at his uni halls some kid stuck a broom handle in a passed out dudes ass (as a joke) and it messed him up properly, it destroyed his bowel control completely. The guy who did it actually went down for sexual assault.
I imagine he would,usually this only happens inside to those who deserve it...namely pedophiles.You can do what ever you want to pedophiles,their feelings don't matter too much but doing that to a passed out dude is fucked up to the max!!
I ate like 2,000 chocolate covered raisins today and got a stomachache. Swear to god the weekends exist solely to erase any eating right/exercising progress I made during the week. At least I got my period so I know I'm not pregnant.
If she'd perhaps followed it up with
"And then I shoved some of the raisins up my axe wound and feasted up blood and chocolate dried grapes. They were so delicious, I love the taste of deteriorated womb"
Then maybe.
But otherwise no.
I might as well come full circle, I have this weird constipation thing where it feels like I am going to EMERGENCY DIARRHEA shit but then nothing comes out. Sucks.
I've been given it some thought and I think most of the people who are thought of as especially evil were actually more moralistic than the average person, they just had a warped set of values.