The Whining and Bitching Thread

[SentinelSlain]

A friend of mine said that at some drunken party at his uni halls some kid stuck a broom handle in a passed out dudes ass (as a joke) and it messed him up properly, it destroyed his bowel control completely. The guy who did it actually went down for sexual assault.

 

[JontRevolting]

I imagine he would,usually this only happens inside to those who deserve it...namely pedophiles.You can do what ever you want to pedophiles,their feelings don't matter too much but doing that to a passed out dude is fucked up to the max!!

 

[damnromulans]

What if the passed out dude is a pedophile?

I ate like 2,000 chocolate covered raisins today and got a stomachache. Swear to god the weekends exist solely to erase any eating right/exercising progress I made during the week. At least I got my period so I know I'm not pregnant.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

TMI much?

 

[False Joe]

TMI much?

Periods aren't TMI.

If she'd perhaps followed it up with
"And then I shoved some of the raisins up my axe wound and feasted up blood and chocolate dried grapes. They were so delicious, I love the taste of deteriorated womb"
Then maybe.
But otherwise no.

 

[Windie]

^ lmfao

 

[Mort Divine]

Pedos should be fucking killed...how old is this person Mort?...FUCK you make me sick to my stomach

She's 17, it isn't that big a deal dude

 

[Der Morgenstern]

And Mort is actually 45.

 

[CF87]

She's only 17, she's old enough for me.

 

[damnromulans]

What and it's not TMI when Krig does it?

I might as well come full circle, I have this weird constipation thing where it feels like I am going to EMERGENCY DIARRHEA shit but then nothing comes out. Sucks.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've been given it some thought and I think most of the people who are thought of as especially evil were actually more moralistic than the average person, they just had a warped set of values.

 

[Mort Divine]

And Mort is actually 45.

Shit, I've been found out

 

[Omni]

How old are you for real?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

At least I got my period so I know I'm not pregnant.

Hope you don't mind, this one trumps my other sig quote of yours

 

[damnromulans]

Aw Grant that's okay.

Omni Mort is 19 or 20

 

[Valerie]

I was considering getting a subscription for MLB.tv, but then I read that you can't watch your local teams on it. I don't get the cable TV channel for the teams here, so why the hell would I want to pay for this online service when I can't even watch the teams where I live? Blackouts, at least on the internet, are a stupid antiquated policy.

 

[Mort Divine]

Yeah, I'm 20

/me np: The Besnard Lakes - [The Besnard Lakes Are The Roaring Night CD1 #01] Like The Ocean, Like The Innocent Pt. 1: The Ocean [216 kbps]

 

[JontRevolting]

She's 17, it isn't that big a deal dude

Yeah sorry man,if you're 20 and she's 17 there's no probs there man,not that it has anything to do with me.I owe you an apology.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

What and it's not TMI when Krig does it?

I might as well come full circle, I have this weird constipation thing where it feels like I am going to EMERGENCY DIARRHEA shit but then nothing comes out. Sucks.

Cool, you want to hear about how I masturbate in the shower while fantasizing about having a 3-way with myself, Jeanna Michaels and Cytheria? If you're interested, I'll throw in the details of my stroke technique and how when I tickle my taint while I'm twisting one out I cum harder.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah sorry man,if you're 20 and she's 17 there's no probs there man,not that it has anything to do with me.I owe you an apology.

We just like making fun of him for going out with girls younger then him.