The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Windie]

I know his name, and he has no idea who I am, this is going to be fun

 

[Mort Divine]

Hi Tre

 

[Valerie]

I know his name, and he has no idea who I am, this is going to be fun

Unless you're a prepubescent girl, he doesn't care who you are.

 

[Mort Divine]

Actually I take that back, Mort likes children.

Didn't know 17 was considered to be "children age."

 

[Mort Divine]

Oh wait, you're not Tre - hi Hannah!

 

[Windie]

Who the fuck is Tre? Idiot

 

[Windie]

OSHIT

He caught me

 

[damnromulans]

Didn't know 17 was considered to be "children age."

You fucking retard, 17 year olds are not legally adults in the U.S.

 

[Mort Divine]

You fucking retard, 17 year olds are not legally adults in the U.S.

Minor =/= child

 

[damnromulans]

Most 17 year olds I've met, including my 17-year-old self, have been children. There are exceptions of course but you're still a kiddy fiddler.

 

[Mort Divine]

At least I'm not some super creep who stalks around middle schools for pre-pubescent girls. I, at least, have the decency to cut myself of post-pubescent high school girls!

 

[ASD]

 

[Chanakya]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Minor =/= child

............

 

[Chanakya]

Mort: I decided to beat Kip Winger and composed my own preppy scenecore hit 'Thirteen'.

.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

pwn3d

 

[mutantllama]

FUCKING HALLOWS EVE'S TALES OF TERROR VINYL CAME IN A PLASTIC SLEVE, AND PUTTING THAT SHIT BACK IN THE FUCKING PACKAGE CASE THING IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.


ALL OF MY HATE AND RAGE

 

[False Joe]

Ah. Mort is still a paedo.

Good to see some things never change.

Whining and bitching for the day: Fuck postman didn't ring the doorbell. He just drops a fucking letter through saying "We tried to deliver you werent in". I hear that drop, go downstairs, see him legging it up my bloody driveway, and by the time I've got the door open he's driven off.

Cunt.

 

[JontRevolting]

Pedos should be fucking killed...how old is this person Mort?...FUCK you make me sick to my stomach
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