King Richard
Hello there
I'm not sure why anyone would make fun of someone for that. I'm 25 but I'd still nail a 17 year old broad if I wanted to. That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age.

Well if it's the first week you should be fine. I know some people who wait until the first class to get them. But yeah, people shouldn't dick around when selling textbooks or anything really.
I know your supposed to think it's ok for people to do whatever they want in the privacy of their own home but I really really hate swingers and men who like being cuckold / women who are in such relationships.
So there, I suppose I'm socially conservative.
Whine, the AC at work is shut off until Friday. Not cool.
Yeah sorry man,if you're 20 and she's 17 there's no probs there man,not that it has anything to do with me.I owe you an apology.
Too much reading assigned on the first day >:|
Half of Antigone, the first two chapters of my Psychotherapy book, first chapter of Personality, first chapter of the Criminal Justice Book and first chapter of some book for Honors Orientation.

This is exactly what I knew was going to happen when Guy and Andy mentioned that you took 5 courses with only one day in between. Wednesday is going to be the worst day of your life every week for a while. If you commit suicide, it will be on a Wednesday. Also, you will never make this type of schedule again and will not consider yourself to have "mad scheduling skillz" or whatever it was that you said. Not that I'm basking in the Schadenfreude or anything...
But seriously, I saw this coming a mile away. Expecting to do 5 college level assignments in a day on a weekly basis and not want to kill yourself is pretty naive. Hopefully it's not as bad for you as it seems to start out though.
And just to make it clear, I don't hate you or anything, I just got a chuckle out of the idea that you thought you did something smart with that schedule. Personally, I would recommend a four day schedule where you take 3 classes M/W and 2 classes T/Th. This was what I did basically my entire four years of college and it worked out great.