The Whining and Bitching Thread

I want to make my own DSBM album using samples of me screaming and crying because my tyradeds can sound really convincing
 
Fuck idk how you spell it.

No i'm not parodying Stephanie (if that was aimed at me) speaking of where is she???
 
Fuckin oath there's some fucken shocking drivers around here,I was nearly crashed into again by a fuckwit changing lanes without even looking.It was only three weeks ago that I had my last car written off by a stupid bitch looking at her fucking mobile phone,I swear the next person that crashes into my car through no fault of my own will be on a soup diet for a while.
 
I took 2 laxatives a couple hours ago and nothing is happening. Since this is Japan and medicine is weak I'll probably have to take the whole pack for anything to happen.
 
I'd like to have a fucken winge about Paul Hogan,before I go to bed if i may.Some of you might be aware that he's being held against his will here in Australia atm because he refuses to pay an outstanding tax bill of $36 million.Sucked in to the cunt I say,he says he's done alot for this country.Like fucking hell, all he's ever done is embarass this country,with his stupid fucking movies and fucked up clothes,I hate the cunt and it actually made my day to hear that he can't go back home to the US and his lovely wife Linda 'Slutface' Kozlowski.A small piece of justice was served,good fucking night:rock: