The Whining and Bitching Thread

You would you fucking horndog, now that you're getting strange multiple times a week (strange is a noun) it's all you'll ever think about, ever.
 
You would you fucking horndog, now that you're getting strange multiple times a week (strange is a noun) it's all you'll ever think about, ever.

I'm familiar with the noun, but strange only applies to the first one. The other is very un-strange.
 
FUCKING PUT TOO MUCH SUGAR IN MY COFFEE, I CAN'T DRINK THIS SHIT

FML


oh also, sorry to the guy with the friend dead and all.
 
What the fuck is wrong with my dad? He called me tonight and out of nowhere he started talking about how he was thinking of recording tapes for me to listen to after he dies and how he's not going to live much longer because he just "has a feeling."

Thank GOD I'm adopted.

The "whining" is that my night is completely ruined by that phone call, and I was feeling so good too.
 
Maybe the expense of plane fare and the necessity of abandoning her entire social circle and Man Purse, plus an apparently horrific trip each way?
Just a guess.
 
What are the downsides of going home for Christmas, if you don't mind me asking?

I don't mind at all. Dad has been depressed since 30 years before I was born, I'm used to it. I don't mind the long trip travel aspect or the titanic cost of airfare at Christmastime, but this is my last year in Japan which means the last year I can live like a free spirited partyseeker, given my rent is cheaper than the rent I would pay if I moved back in with my parents, national health care etc.

In short I would love to go home for Christmas and I have a somewhat sickeningly great relationship with my parents, but I'm already making other travel plans - Shanghai, Frankfurt and Berlin - that may not be possible in the near future once I leave this gig.