The Whining and Bitching Thread

[mutantllama]

You should look for them and sacrifice them to Satan.

 

[FenriR]

Tempting.

 

[waif]

fuck.

girl I like has a boyfriend now. oh well. things were going too good for me in general.

So arrange an accident for him. Not complicated.

Internet here is slower than a retard reading A Brief History of Time. Took a couple of minutes just to load this page. Probably means some cunt somewhere in the building is downloading a shitload of files.

As far as I can tell that cunt is usually you, so suck it up.

 

[FenriR]

Sad but true.

 

[mutantllama]

Then I guess we have to sacrifice FenriR to Satan also.

 

[waif]

No.
FenriR must sacrifice himself.

 

[mutantllama]

FUCKING KNOT ON SHOE WON'T BECOME LOOSE SO I CAN FUCKING UNTIE IT

*edit* Woot got it

 

[waif]

You don't need to post absolutely everything that ever happens.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah, but this is the bitching thread. I was untying my shoe while this thread was open.

 

[waif]

:Spam:

 

[mutantllama]

I fucking hate it when you have an itch, and you keep itching it until it bleeds.

 

[waif]

Emo.

 

[mutantllama]

/cuts wrists

 

[FenriR]

No.
FenriR must sacrifice himself.

How, exactly?

I suppose I could rig up some sort of pully system with a simplistic timer... a candle set to burn a rope... then tie myself to an altar... the rope burns, a knife swings down, and cuts out my heart.

but... who would dedicate the death to Satan? Tricky.

I shall have to experiment before this most unholy of attempts. I shall need a volunteer.

 

[waif]

/cuts wrists

actually, it's just /wrists
slash wrists, see? Get it?
YOU FAIL AT BEING EMO

How, exactly?

I suppose I could rig up some sort of pully system with a simplistic timer... a candle set to burn a rope... then tie myself to an altar... the rope burns, a knife swings down, and cuts out my heart.

but... who would dedicate the death to Satan? Tricky.

I shall have to experiment before this most unholy of attempts. I shall need a volunteer.

You could speak the incantation before the timer goes off.
I recommend you experiment with the cunt that's using the interwebs now.

 

[mutantllama]

You would dedicate it yourself.
*edit* Fuck you WAIF.

 

[waif]

 

[mutantllama]

 

[FenriR]

Bah.

Some wanker 'borrowed' my DVD of Lord of War a month ago, and I just got it back. It's scratched up like hell, though, and doesn't play properly.

This is the third DVD its happened to. 300 and Serenity have also bitten the dust. I'm going to have to start locking away my DVDs when I'm not in my room.

 

[waif]

I don't care about my 300 dvd, but if someone fucked with my copy of Serenity I'd shank 'em.

Btw, why don't you just lock your room?