The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

Unlike you @The Butt wont get so sore over something meant to be a joke.

(is this the rolleyes smilie? No idea..)

I sometimes wonder if you joke as much as you say you do. I know sarcasm is difficult to interpret in a text form, but you're an asshole generally so I don't know.

Is that Sasha Grey?

 

[Dak]

If you haven't noticed, CIG is in love with that walking prolapse.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you haven't noticed, CIG is in love with that walking prolapse.

She looks super cute there. Just sayin'

 

[Cronopio]

Somehow, shit always gets more serious when there's a kid involved. Society is tailored for raising them, which means that people responsible enough NOT to breed are getting left in the gutter.

 

[Dak]

people responsible enough NOT to breed are getting left in the gutter.

lolwut?

 

[The Butt]

All this talk of butchers.

I want to be 8 again.

I fucking miss that game.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You total re-re's, I made the Diablo reference first. Albeit less obviously.

And I'm offended.

 

[Krow]

I sometimes wonder if you joke as much as you say you do. I know sarcasm is difficult to interpret in a text form, but you're an asshole generally so I don't know.

Turning bad experiences or negative things in general into a joke is how I cope with life being a cunt. Maybe it makes me a cunt.

 

[Omni]

You total re-re's, I made the Diablo reference first. Albeit less obviously.

And I'm offended.

You posted the severely inferior version.

 

[Dak]

You total re-re's

 

[PrincessHades]

I was watching anime porn, and then I got a pop-up notification saying my location, and that I was "being accused by the FBI of viewing banned zoophilia and child porn, an that I would be arrested for 7-11 years if I didn't tell them my iTunes information or PayPal number". This better be a scam. I do not watch animal or child porn, by the way. I may have accidentally saw some child porn on an offbrand site, or something.

 

[Matt]

Lol that is most definitely a scam. Lmfao

 

[PrincessHades]

Lol that is most definitely a scam. Lmfao

I actually have never come across any "zoophilia porn". I have seen porn that could be child porn, I always click away. It should be illegal for these kinds of scams to happen, and whoever is behind this stuff should go to a "jail" (torture chamber).

 

[Krow]

Definitely a scam, I was doing that shit before you were even in school, FBI never hit me up for my paypal account. they did make me buy them some candy crush lives tho. Bastards.

 

[Matt]

Just stick with the pornhub lol jesus

 

[Matt]

That reminds me of the time that my dad downloaded something and got a popup on his screen that started talking to him. It was saying that his computer had been compromised and that he needed to call a phone number to fix it. Inconceivably, he called the number and was about ready to give some Indian bastard all his info before I intervened.

 

[CF87]

I was watching anime porn, and then I got a pop-up notification saying my location, and that I was "being accused by the FBI of viewing banned zoophilia and child porn, an that I would be arrested for 7-11 years if I didn't tell them my iTunes information or PayPal number". This better be a scam. I do not watch animal or child porn, by the way. I may have accidentally saw some child porn on an offbrand site, or something.

At somepoint the FBI is going to break your door right down, they are not even going to knock.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

accused by the FBI of viewing banned zoophilia

Well, you didn't deny my joke about bestiality porn. Should we take this as confirmation?

 

[CiG]

If you haven't noticed, CIG is in love with that walking prolapse.

Actually I think she's overrated. But Belladonna is a walking prolapse so you're not really wrong.

 

[The Butt]

Update: I was told that apparently Alyssa (roommate's friend) doesn't want me or my girlfriend involved in this move anymore. So now its just her and John (roommate), and me and the gf are being left high and dry. Come March 1st we will likely be homeless.