The Whining and Bitching Thread

Lol that is most definitely a scam. Lmfao

I actually have never come across any "zoophilia porn". I have seen porn that could be child porn, I always click away. It should be illegal for these kinds of scams to happen, and whoever is behind this stuff should go to a "jail" (torture chamber).
 
Definitely a scam, I was doing that shit before you were even in school, FBI never hit me up for my paypal account. they did make me buy them some candy crush lives tho. Bastards.
 
That reminds me of the time that my dad downloaded something and got a popup on his screen that started talking to him. It was saying that his computer had been compromised and that he needed to call a phone number to fix it. Inconceivably, he called the number and was about ready to give some Indian bastard all his info before I intervened.
 
I was watching anime porn, and then I got a pop-up notification saying my location, and that I was "being accused by the FBI of viewing banned zoophilia and child porn, an that I would be arrested for 7-11 years if I didn't tell them my iTunes information or PayPal number". This better be a scam. I do not watch animal or child porn, by the way. I may have accidentally saw some child porn on an offbrand site, or something.

At somepoint the FBI is going to break your door right down, they are not even going to knock.
 
Update: I was told that apparently Alyssa (roommate's friend) doesn't want me or my girlfriend involved in this move anymore. So now its just her and John (roommate), and me and the gf are being left high and dry. Come March 1st we will likely be homeless.
 
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I wonder if my bank would give me a loan for ~1200 or so... I really need to find a place but the best I could do is a one-bedroom and I can't even afford that because of needing first and last months rent.
 
Does Canada have low income housing developments? I know it's probably less than ideal but I know they at least exist in the states. West Virginia's cost of living is fairly low to begin with though so idk what the norm for you would be.
 
Fan art I think. Vague references separate the real from the fake. For shame, you easily accessible referencer.
 
So I'm doing my taxes. Bad news and slightly less bad news. As I anticipated, I owe a little over $2k. The good news is I planned for this and socked away $1500. So I only need to get another $500 (from the next paycheck), and I'll be good.

Still sucks though

It's because each college I teach at (3) takes out taxes as if that were the one campus I worked at
 
This one is a very intellectual, paradoxical philosophical concept: Farting. When I am sitting in class, I always have one coming. I love to fart. I love the smell of my own, I savor the sound of my own, and most importantly, that vast release of pressure from the stressed bowels. But why must this come during class time? Why must I accidentally fart in class? But I love farting. I am halfway whining and bitching about it I guess...