The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Butt]

I just made egg salad. Fuck all y'all faggots.

 

[tagradh]

I just had eggs only faggots wouldn't like eggs.

Eggs are breakfast. Cereals can fuck off.

Onion + mushrooms + spinach + butter + paprika + 5 eggs with a side of kidney beans + tomatoes + basil/oregano/paprika/whatever/more butter pretty much every week day.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Yeah I eat eggs for breakfast every day also. Usually just a couple fried on toast with ajvar and tomato during the week, and epic scrambled or omelette with mushrooms, capsicum, spinach, tomato etc on the weekend.

 

[CiG]

I grew up on farms, worked on farms and had chicken pens in my suburban homes, there are definitely taste differences with eggs. Everybody knows what stress does to the quality of meat and it is the same for eggs, but mostly the flavour difference depends on what the chickens eat. Even changes the colour of the shell and yolk at times.

Oh and microwaves? Gordon Ramsey will bitchslap you all. They're only good for popcorn.

 

[The Butt]

Microwaves are for people with no taste tbh. Instantly makes food taste like shit.

So my asshole goof of a neighbor is back to blaring his music and Skype calls super loud at 6:00 in the morning, even after the superintendents of my building explicitly told him to keep it down, because me and my gf actually work for a living and he doesn't. Also heard what sounded like him yelling at and beating his dog.

Admittedly I am leaving this building in three weeks, but I'd like to be able to get to sleep before 6 am for once.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Microwaves are for people with no taste tbh. Instantly makes food taste like shit..

They make meat taste weird imo. Veg stuff is usually ok.

 

[CiG]

Planning any terrorism towards his arse since you're leaving soon and all?

 

[Dak]

Stircrazy > microwave for popcorn.

I try to eat eggs for breakfast every morning, usually with a little beef or chicken, and cheese mixed in.

 

[The Butt]

Planning any terrorism towards his arse since you're leaving soon and all?

I'm not sure. Might just leave stacks of job postings at his door the day I move out.

Might also continue to harass the supers about it until then. If he does it enough times they will threaten him with eviction, and at this point it would please me immensely to make his life in this building as uncomfortable as he has made mine.

 

[CiG]

I'm not sure. Might just leave stacks of job postings at his door the day I move out.

Gay phonesex hotlines etc.

 

[The Butt]

Gay phonesex hotlines etc.

Fuck, that's golden. I should sign him up for newsletters in the mail to that effect as well.

 

[CiG]

Fuck, that's golden. I should sign him up for newsletters in the mail to that effect as well.

Oh man. Fucking do it. Sign him up to all kinds of weird shit.

 

[EternalMetal]

I grew up on farms, worked on farms and had chicken pens in my suburban homes, there are definitely taste differences with eggs. Everybody knows what stress does to the quality of meat and it is the same for eggs, but mostly the flavour difference depends on what the chickens eat. Even changes the colour of the shell and yolk at times.

We used to have chickens and feed them flax seeds, cranberries, and a supplement everyday, and the eggs tasted amazing. After a weasel got into our pen and just sport-killed all of our chickens in less than a week, I have barely even eaten eggs anymore, it just isnt the same even if I buy the organic ones.

 

[rms]

It's all psychological you hippies

 

[Omni]

It's all psychological you hippies

If you actually think that, it's clear that your sense of taste isn't very functional.

 

[rms]

Look at this source from seriouseats.com !!!

http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/08/...mega-3s-grocery-store-brand-the-food-lab.html

Where flavor is concerned, it doesn't matter if the eggs are organic, cage free, or from a cage battery.

When the eggs turned green...

This time, most people could not taste any difference in the eggs. Those who didtaste a difference picked a totally different batch of eggs—this time, there was no clear winner, and no discernible trends based on how the eggs were produced or levels of omega-3's.

Did Malign or Dodens tell you that hippie eggs taste better?

 

[CiG]

I fucking hate hippies, but I trust my taste buds and experience. It's hard to mistake the overwhelming taste of onion in your chicken's eggs for anything else, especially when you know you've been feeding them a lot of onion.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Did Malign or Dodens tell you that hippie eggs taste better?

OH SHIT.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Congratu-fucking-lations to everyone who gets up early enough to cook some "eggs" the "right way" before work in the morning. I deal with my microwaved burritos just fine, thanks.

The convenience of microwaves far outweighs any minor taste differences IMO.

 

[Baroque]

Microwave popcorn is so nasty. Fake weird butter leaves a metallic taste in the mouth. Stove top popcorn with real butter every time.

I use the microwave to reheat leftovers though.