The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Well, I never eat eggs that aren't mixed with other stuff, so the difference is moot.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I don't like the yolk part of eggs. I've always eaten around it and i typically like my eggs sunny side down for that reason.

Microwave does ruin the taste of food sometimes especially like fries and stuff. They come out of mircowaves tasting like rubber. I still use them though. Like if im heating up rice i make sure to put a wet paper towel over that so the rice wont dry out.

 

[EternalMetal]

Some people need to learn how to use microwaves ffs. You dont just use the maximum power level to cook shit or it will just overheat the bottom before even cooking the rest, and if you leave it in too long everything will just be overdone, what a fucking concept. Cover shit if they get too dry, or add some fucking water. Some things like fries or pizza just wont work. Use a fucking oven you lazy piece of shit.

As far as the health consequences, shut the fuck up. What do uneducated hippies who only eat grass even know about radiation? Microwaves may be too complicated for you, heat shit with a campfire instead. Just watch out for all the carcinogens, or better yet, just eat it and die.

Am I doing this right?

 

[unknown]

needs more faggots and autism

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The only thing I microwave is ice cream. I prefer my leftovers cold.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I prefer my leftovers cold.

 

[Onder]

I just had eggs only faggots wouldn't like eggs.

 

[The Butt]

I just made egg salad. Fuck all y'all faggots.

 

[tagradh]

I just had eggs only faggots wouldn't like eggs.

Eggs are breakfast. Cereals can fuck off.

Onion + mushrooms + spinach + butter + paprika + 5 eggs with a side of kidney beans + tomatoes + basil/oregano/paprika/whatever/more butter pretty much every week day.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Yeah I eat eggs for breakfast every day also. Usually just a couple fried on toast with ajvar and tomato during the week, and epic scrambled or omelette with mushrooms, capsicum, spinach, tomato etc on the weekend.

 

[CiG]

I grew up on farms, worked on farms and had chicken pens in my suburban homes, there are definitely taste differences with eggs. Everybody knows what stress does to the quality of meat and it is the same for eggs, but mostly the flavour difference depends on what the chickens eat. Even changes the colour of the shell and yolk at times.

Oh and microwaves? Gordon Ramsey will bitchslap you all. They're only good for popcorn.

 

[The Butt]

Microwaves are for people with no taste tbh. Instantly makes food taste like shit.

So my asshole goof of a neighbor is back to blaring his music and Skype calls super loud at 6:00 in the morning, even after the superintendents of my building explicitly told him to keep it down, because me and my gf actually work for a living and he doesn't. Also heard what sounded like him yelling at and beating his dog.

Admittedly I am leaving this building in three weeks, but I'd like to be able to get to sleep before 6 am for once.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Microwaves are for people with no taste tbh. Instantly makes food taste like shit..

They make meat taste weird imo. Veg stuff is usually ok.

 

[CiG]

Planning any terrorism towards his arse since you're leaving soon and all?

 

[Dak]

Stircrazy > microwave for popcorn.

I try to eat eggs for breakfast every morning, usually with a little beef or chicken, and cheese mixed in.

 

[The Butt]

Planning any terrorism towards his arse since you're leaving soon and all?

I'm not sure. Might just leave stacks of job postings at his door the day I move out.

Might also continue to harass the supers about it until then. If he does it enough times they will threaten him with eviction, and at this point it would please me immensely to make his life in this building as uncomfortable as he has made mine.

 

[CiG]

I'm not sure. Might just leave stacks of job postings at his door the day I move out.

Gay phonesex hotlines etc.

 

[The Butt]

Gay phonesex hotlines etc.

Fuck, that's golden. I should sign him up for newsletters in the mail to that effect as well.

 

[CiG]

Fuck, that's golden. I should sign him up for newsletters in the mail to that effect as well.

Oh man. Fucking do it. Sign him up to all kinds of weird shit.

 

[EternalMetal]

I grew up on farms, worked on farms and had chicken pens in my suburban homes, there are definitely taste differences with eggs. Everybody knows what stress does to the quality of meat and it is the same for eggs, but mostly the flavour difference depends on what the chickens eat. Even changes the colour of the shell and yolk at times.

We used to have chickens and feed them flax seeds, cranberries, and a supplement everyday, and the eggs tasted amazing. After a weasel got into our pen and just sport-killed all of our chickens in less than a week, I have barely even eaten eggs anymore, it just isnt the same even if I buy the organic ones.